Best face care products?

[Syringer]

What's the best product to give me a smooth clear beautiful face?

 

[dudeman007]

Spider-Free. Except, I don't think it would work for you.

 

[quakefiend420]

mayo

 

[Ryan]

St. Ives Medicated Apricot Scrub 🙂

 

[CanOWorms]

platypus semen

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
St. Ives Medicated Apricot Scrub 🙂

Those are yummy.

 

[gutharius]

Originally posted by: CanOWorms
platypus semen

Even yummier...




































j/k

 

[gutharius]

I use pure and natural soap. Avoid alcohol based products as they do more harm than good. they actually gave me small spider viens below my nostrils.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: CanOWorms
platypus semen

Well, it'll cetainly break you out of any depression you've been having 😉

 

[RaDragon]

I'm cheap, so I like to use Neutrogena. If I had money, I'd go for the Swiss La Prairie products.

 

[Jeff7181]

Some desperate people have been known to use urine to clear up acne...

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Some desperate people have been known to use urine to clear up acne...

Urine is also the best mouthwash you can find.