Best Excuses

[jgigz]

Topic summary says it all.

Mine: I told the teacher I couldnt finish my project because I was up all night talking my best friend outta suicide. She asked who and I said I couldnt tell her. I turned it in the next day with no deductions.

 

[blackdogdeek]

children

 

[akshatp]

My pen|s fell off and i am having troubling finding it. Once it is located, i will have it re-attached and be back at work promptly thereafter.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

"Sup Drew. Yeah its me. I'm pretty hungover, I'm not making it in today. Yeah I'll see you tomorrow."

 

[FallenHero]

I called in sick to work last week because I simple didn't want to go in...one of those mental health days.

Here is how the convo went:

"Hey Sarge. Yeah, its Fallenhero from 2nd watch. I won't be able to make it in today."
"Ok. I'll mark it down. Bye."

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
I called in sick to work last week because I simple didn't want to go in...one of those mental health days.

Here is how the convo went:

"Hey Sarge. Yeah, its Fallenhero from 2nd watch. I won't be able to make it in today."
"Ok. I'll mark it down. Bye."

That's so awesome that your real name is FallenHero. I wish my real name were DainBramaged.

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: FallenHero
I called in sick to work last week because I simple didn't want to go in...one of those mental health days.

Here is how the convo went:

"Hey Sarge. Yeah, its Fallenhero from 2nd watch. I won't be able to make it in today."
"Ok. I'll mark it down. Bye."

That's so awesome that your real name is FallenHero. I wish my real name were DainBramaged.

my name tags turn heads

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: FallenHero
I called in sick to work last week because I simple didn't want to go in...one of those mental health days.

Here is how the convo went:

"Hey Sarge. Yeah, its Fallenhero from 2nd watch. I won't be able to make it in today."
"Ok. I'll mark it down. Bye."

That's so awesome that your real name is FallenHero. I wish my real name were DainBramaged.

You gotta be a cop, right?

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: Horus

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: FallenHero
I called in sick to work last week because I simple didn't want to go in...one of those mental health days.

Here is how the convo went:

"Hey Sarge. Yeah, its Fallenhero from 2nd watch. I won't be able to make it in today."
"Ok. I'll mark it down. Bye."

That's so awesome that your real name is FallenHero. I wish my real name were DainBramaged.

You gotta be a cop, right?

Yup.

 

[NaOH]

Fill in the blank:

My penis is too ___________.

/thread

 

[udonoogen]

my friend, who is a guy, used to call the school and tell them he had "morning sickness." then someone told him only girls get morning sickness and he had to find a better excuse.

 

[DurocShark]

Had my gf at the time call in to say I got arrested the night before.

We went to Vegas.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: udonoogen
my friend, who is a guy, used to call the school and tell them he had "morning sickness." then someone told him only girls get morning sickness and he had to find a better excuse.

LMFAO...I would have loved to hear that sh!t. I would have been like, "So, Mr. Jones. How long have you been pregnant." LMAO

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Horus

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: FallenHero
I called in sick to work last week because I simple didn't want to go in...one of those mental health days.

Here is how the convo went:

"Hey Sarge. Yeah, its Fallenhero from 2nd watch. I won't be able to make it in today."
"Ok. I'll mark it down. Bye."

That's so awesome that your real name is FallenHero. I wish my real name were DainBramaged.

You gotta be a cop, right?

Yup.

Either that or his friend's name really is Sarge

 

[CaptnKirk]

Yesterday morning there was something wrong with my eyes . . . I couln't see coming in.


Wel, when I got up I read the newspaper . . and found my name in the Obituary column . . .