BEST DAY OF WORK EVER!

[Gatecrasher3]

I work at an ink and toner company and today I?m going through the RMA's (returns) off all of the defective ink that we sold to companies. So I get to the box of returns from best buy, I open up a big box to see it filled with a few toners and as well as a smaller box. I open the smaller box to find a NEC 15" LCD SCREEN! Someone must have messed up bad because it was in a toner box, ohh well.... And working under my own rule of finder?s keepers I told my boss that I?m going to keep it. So yaa, I wish work was like this everyday.

There is a bit of a scratch on the screen though, does anyone know of some kind of product that can fill that in?

 

[Wanescotting]

 

[ddviper]

wow u lucky b@stard

 

[aplefka]

Yeah, send it to me and I'll get that scratch right out.

 

[anxi80]

a better work day would involve the part-time stripper temp girl who is doing filing duties for payroll come over and give you a lapdance on your bosses executive high back chair. oh well, different strokes for different folks i suppose. :beer:

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: anxi80
a better work day would involve the part-time stripper temp girl who is doing filing duties for payroll come over and give you a lapdance on your bosses executive high back chair. oh well, different strokes for different folks i suppose. :beer:

No, it'd be better if she f***ed him rather than just a plain old lap dance. F***ed him many, many times, in any position he wanted. That is almost the best day at work EVER. The best day at work EVER involves many women, but the same basic plotline.

 

[Kalvin00]

Yes, use sandpaper to buff that scratch right out.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Mookow
No, it'd be better if she f***ed him rather than just a plain old lap dance. F***ed him many, many times, in any position he wanted. That is almost the best day at work EVER. The best day at work EVER involves many women, but the same basic plotline.

i would've gone that far in the story, but the movie i was watching started getting fuzzy and snowy on my betamax. never got to finish it. besides, have we still not learned anything from the guy who kissed a stripper thread?!

 

[Gatecrasher3]

yaa your right, a striper with an 19" screen in her hands would have been better.........

ohh well, a man can dream

 

[DanTMWTMP]

hehehe nice

 

[Shawn]

good deal! And I thought I hit the jackpot when I found $10 on the floor at work last weekend...

 

[novasatori]

Hope you watched out for the white powder.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: anxi80
a better work day would involve the part-time stripper temp girl who is doing filing duties for payroll come over and give you a lapdance on your bosses executive high back chair. oh well, different strokes for different folks i suppose. :beer:

No, it'd be better if she f***ed him rather than just a plain old lap dance. F***ed him many, many times, in any position he wanted. That is almost the best day at work EVER. The best day at work EVER involves many women, but the same basic plotline.

You aim high.

I like that. :beer:

 

[gutharius]

I hope this is a parody.

If not you better read this: http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=1495663&enterthread=y

 

[imthebadguy]

hahah this and the parody give a good laugh