Best Bash.org quote EVAR

[ThePresence]

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you sh|t on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh sh|t
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP sh|t

 

[Yossarian]

I am obligated to point out how unfunny I think bash is in every thread in which it comes up.

 

[MrCodeDude]

Not even close to the best.

 

[xcript]

:thumbsdown:

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I am obligated to point out how unfunny I think bash is in every thread in which it comes up.

Mainly because it is just made up garbage, with the sole purpose of putting on that site.

 

[BigJ]

The one about the Lucky Charms leprechaun is my favorite.

 

[Colt45]

This one is ancient but it's still my favorite.

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

 

[dethman]

dumb.

 

[chasem]

Originally posted by: Colt45
This one is ancient but it's still my favorite.

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

word. ever hear the story about the harvard ppl who sealed a machine in with drywall and it responded to pings for like 4 years

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: Colt45
This one is ancient but it's still my favorite.

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

That's one of my favorites too.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: Colt45
This one is ancient but it's still my favorite.

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.</emo>

😉

 

[her209]

I put on my wizard hat and robe.

:laugh:

 

[aplefka]

There are a bunch of favorites for me. Like the one where the guy talks about getting dressed really quickly after sex and puts on his girlfriends panties instead of his boxers. Or the one where the guy talks about Rome Total War and someone else tells him he could be dictator of the year.

 

[nycxandy]

Lame!

 

[Mandos]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I am obligated to point out how unfunny I think bash is in every thread in which it comes up.

Aw come on, its hilarious

 

[nmcglennon]

nein.
:thumbsdown:

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: Colt45
This one is ancient but it's still my favorite.

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

That's one of my favorites too.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: her209
I put on my wizard hat and robe.

:laugh:

I never knew that was from Bash. I read that years ago on a website with random cybersex debacles. Definitely one of the funniest things ever.

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: her209
I put on my wizard hat and robe.

:laugh:

I never knew that was from Bash. I read that years ago on a website with random cybersex debacles. Definitely one of the funniest things ever.

Its robe then wizard hat 😛

 

[Juice Box]

my fav is

Johnbshoo: So my GF dumped me for some f@goot names Robert today...
RobBCur: Oh That sucks
RobBCur: Wait, are you from Willow Bluff??
Johnbshoo: Yeah....why?
RobBCur: Was her name Melissa?
Johnbshoo: You motherfvcker....

 

[redly]

<Tizitchy> you know what sucks
<Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line
<Tizitchy> she was by a trash can
<Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me
<Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"
<Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"
<Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: redly

<Tizitchy> you know what sucks
<Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line
<Tizitchy> she was by a trash can
<Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me
<Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"
<Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"
<Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"

meh....

 

[PoPPeR]

there are a lot of funny quotes on bash

this is not one of them

 

[Jassi]

*runs off to bash.org after 4 months*

I liked this one :

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUSK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Jassi
*runs off to bash.org after 4 months*

haha, yeah, me too