I'd just like to say that I just witnessed the awesomest asian wedding ever.
We went to the church in sunnyvale, and I got a chance to see a bunch of family I've never met before IN MY LIFE. The service was very nice, and we had group photos with everyone in the church.
The reception was at a chinese restaurant - stuck behind a macys, so I missed the turn into it and had to make two uturns. DAMN YOU INTERESTATE 280 OVERPASS.
Got in, found the seating and the food to be ok.
The reception was EXTREMELY nice.
Until the power went out.
For two hours.
That's when things got ugly and I decided to get the hell out of there. So there was another wedding banquet on the other side of the restaurant, so I got together with a small crew and we went over there to crash the reception and find some food/white women.
We ate some cookies and strawberries covered in chocolate and started flirting by emergency lights.
Note: Crashing the party, good idea.
Flirting with a 14 year old, BAD idea.
So we got the hell out of there quickly and went back to our own wedding party. We met a few people and met a few people that were friends of the bride from church youth group. One generator and some musical chairs later, the power came on and our asian DJ - the best man's laptop with itunes - kicked back on and started rolling out some queen.
Psychoandy started rocking out to Bohemian Rapshody on the open mike. It was awesome. To the max.
Then we partied till Semisonic came on and got back to the hotel.
Things I've learned:
The good.
Cameras and photo printers AT THE DOOR - have a pic printed and have the guest write something nice, so you know who the hell everyone is!
Candles. Romantic. And great for LIGHT WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT.
Nametags with BRIDE/GROOM/FRIEND OF FAMILY/WORK etc are a good idea. I don't want to be talking to a very cute girl from San Jose State that turns out to be related to me. Thats BAD JUJU.
DJ v itunes, go itunes. It pwns.
The bad.
When you ask for a coke, the waiter should not say $3!
Open bar and asians - can't end well. 15 minutes and two drinks later, everyone's sunburned and going Roger Daltrey and breaking things/getting rowdy.
Musical chairs at a wedding - that can't end well.
That is all.
ty.
We went to the church in sunnyvale, and I got a chance to see a bunch of family I've never met before IN MY LIFE. The service was very nice, and we had group photos with everyone in the church.
The reception was at a chinese restaurant - stuck behind a macys, so I missed the turn into it and had to make two uturns. DAMN YOU INTERESTATE 280 OVERPASS.
Got in, found the seating and the food to be ok.
The reception was EXTREMELY nice.
Until the power went out.
For two hours.
That's when things got ugly and I decided to get the hell out of there. So there was another wedding banquet on the other side of the restaurant, so I got together with a small crew and we went over there to crash the reception and find some food/white women.
We ate some cookies and strawberries covered in chocolate and started flirting by emergency lights.
Note: Crashing the party, good idea.
Flirting with a 14 year old, BAD idea.
So we got the hell out of there quickly and went back to our own wedding party. We met a few people and met a few people that were friends of the bride from church youth group. One generator and some musical chairs later, the power came on and our asian DJ - the best man's laptop with itunes - kicked back on and started rolling out some queen.
Psychoandy started rocking out to Bohemian Rapshody on the open mike. It was awesome. To the max.
Then we partied till Semisonic came on and got back to the hotel.
Things I've learned:
The good.
Cameras and photo printers AT THE DOOR - have a pic printed and have the guest write something nice, so you know who the hell everyone is!
Candles. Romantic. And great for LIGHT WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT.
Nametags with BRIDE/GROOM/FRIEND OF FAMILY/WORK etc are a good idea. I don't want to be talking to a very cute girl from San Jose State that turns out to be related to me. Thats BAD JUJU.
DJ v itunes, go itunes. It pwns.
The bad.
When you ask for a coke, the waiter should not say $3!
Open bar and asians - can't end well. 15 minutes and two drinks later, everyone's sunburned and going Roger Daltrey and breaking things/getting rowdy.
Musical chairs at a wedding - that can't end well.
That is all.
ty.
