Damn the fame, damn the women and damn the money! How is a man suppose to handle all the stress of being young, handsome and rich? Tell me God, how???
Friggin' whiners. Gosh Mr. Affleck, golly Mrs. Carey, sorry your success was such a cross to bear. I can't imagine how difficult it must be to be you.
I'm telling you folks, this is natural selection at work. A thousand years ago these chump stains would have simply removed themselves from the gene pool thus strengthen the species. Today, they go to rehab, write a book or make a TV movie (oh no, more money to have guilt about) and the public congratulates them for it.
Damn, I need a drink now.
