Believe It! Or, Don't!

[Rudy Toody]

A neighbor told me that he has reached the age where the only time a woman touches him is when it's a nurse.
I said, "I have reached the age where the only time a woman touches me is when it's a slap."

 

[Orange Kid]

You guys are so lucky. I'm married.

 

[petrusbroder]

LoL!

 

[TennesseeTony]

"I have reached the age where the only time a woman touches me is when it's a slap."

....kids these days....no respect for their elders...