Believe It! Or, Don't!

[Rudy Toody]

I was with a group who were discussing sexual preferences--and how it seemed to be a choice.
Someone asked, "Rudy, what is your preference?"
"I am a non-practicing heterosexual; unless I get lucky tonight."

 

[TennesseeTony]

 

[sandorski]

Seems dubious.

 

[Pokey]

but practice makes perfect..................

 

[petrusbroder]

 

[Sean Kyle]

perfect...

 

[Kiska]

lol

 

[Fardringle]

"I am a non-practicing heterosexual"

I believe it.

"unless I get lucky tonight."

Not so sure about that part..

I also like: "I am a lesbian in a man's body."