Believe It Or Don't!

[Rudy Toody]

A C++ programmer who wants to become a COBOL programmer must have surgery first. It is critical surgery because if more than half his brain is removed, he will become a Visual Basic programmer.

 

[Foxery]

I chuckled. 🙂 Here's another short one.

New Federal Policy

The government announced today that it is changing its emblem from the eagle to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

 

[videogames101]

Originally posted by: Foxery
I chuckled. 🙂 Here's another short one.

New Federal Policy

The government announced today that it is changing its emblem from the eagle to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

haha!

 

[petrusbroder]

LoL! 😀

 

[Assimilator1]

Originally posted by: Foxery
I chuckled. 🙂 Here's another short one.

New Federal Policy

The government announced today that it is changing its emblem from the eagle to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

lol 😀