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Believe It Or Don't!

Dear Earthling,

Hello!

I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet.

I have transformed myself into this text file.

As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it
because you are smiling.

Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.
 
Originally posted by: waffleironhead
Originally posted by: Rudy Toody
All Microsoft employees who enlist in the military are sent to Reboot Camp.
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Even the chairman of the bored?
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Oh, that made my side hurt (and almost wake up Liz). I couldn't have imagined a better reply. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Foxery
Dear Earthling,

Hello!

I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet.

I have transformed myself into this text file.

As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it
because you are smiling.

Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.
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:laugh:

I must admit I've copied and sent this on to some of my RL friends.


The OP and 1st responder get props too! 😀

 
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