Believe It Or Don't!

Foxery

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Dear Earthling,

Hello!

I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet.

I have transformed myself into this text file.

As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it
because you are smiling.

Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.
 

Fullmetal Chocobo

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Originally posted by: waffleironhead
Originally posted by: Rudy Toody
All Microsoft employees who enlist in the military are sent to Reboot Camp.

Even the chairman of the bored?

Oh, that made my side hurt (and almost wake up Liz). I couldn't have imagined a better reply. :laugh:
 

Smoke

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Originally posted by: Foxery
Dear Earthling,

Hello!

I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet.

I have transformed myself into this text file.

As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it
because you are smiling.

Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.

:laugh:

I must admit I've copied and sent this on to some of my RL friends.


The OP and 1st responder get props too! :D