Bejabbers are at it again....

[JEDIYoda]

so in the perfundarious obfuscation of life we have been inundated with poriferous jabbers whose only goal is the complete annihilation of the world as we know it!
Discuss......

 

[jmagg]

Even a broken clock is correct once a day.

 

[sdifox]

Even a broken clock is correct once a day.

I argued in elementary school that the hands overlap each other every hour instead of the official 12 o'clock answer and the teacher was not amused

 

[pete6032]

I argued in elementary school that the hands overlap each other every hour instead of the official 12 o'clock answer and the teacher was not amused

Did the clock taste like maple? If not, I prefer my coffee greens with some humor. As they all say, you can take the rug out of the air, but the pasta is still simmering.

 

[dank69]

Someone just got done reading an obscure words list on buzzfeed

 

[nakedfrog]

 

[Muse]

I was thinking today, high school kids may not be super educated but a lot of them are not at all stupid (my experience). I don't think about that kind of thing often, I just wanted to get the hell out of HS and get to the U (I really did like that a whole lot better).

 

[Moonbeam]

so in the perfundarious obfuscation of life we have been inundated with poriferous jabbers whose only goal is the complete annihilation of the world as we know it!
Discuss......

To pour form the empty into the void a jabber in aerogel form requires a vacuous jabee. Fill yourself with gravitas to escape such a fate.

 

[Captante]

Even a broken clock is correct once a day.

OP may well have stumbled upon an exception to this rule! 😉

 

[Moonbeam]

I believed that a clock that has a big and little hand broken such that the hands don’t move is right TWICE a day, no? Two times though is once times 2 and thus simply a more accurate statement than once a day. But what is baking my noodle is that the expression may come from Yankee Doodle clock making days and that somewhere wrapped in the whole kit and caboodle is the notion that the periodicity of events comes down not to times squared but just a place in a town where stood a big public clock.

 

[Charmonium]

OP may well have stumbled upon an exception to this rule! 😉

It'll be correct again. Just in non-repeating intervals.

edit: measured in Planck time. Ha!

 

[jmagg]

I believed that a clock that has a big and little hand broken such that the hands don’t move is right TWICE a day, no? Two times though is once times 2 and thus simply a more accurate statement than once a day. But what is baking my noodle is that the expression may come from Yankee Doodle clock making days and that somewhere wrapped in the whole kit and caboodle is the notion that the periodicity of events comes down not to times squared but just a place in a town where stood a big public clock.

Poriferous hyperbole I say, but what do I know.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Poriferous hyperbole I say, but what do I know.

pontificate much?