- Jul 26, 2002
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For those that play fantasy football, we know that some players get labeled as 'injury prone' and causes their value to drop. Often times antagonists of that position claim that no one is injury prone, but that anyone can get injured at any time. I'm starting to think I highly disagree with that. I've played sports my entire life, ranging from recreational to competitive leagues. I would say I am DEFINITELY injury prone.
When I was 10 I had a major knee injury while playing baseball that I think now, looking back on it, was a partial tear in my ACL. Over the next 4 years I had recurring injuries with my knee where it would sublocate and then pop back into place. Extremely painful, but when it happened it would only keep me out for a week or two. When I was a freshman in HS I tore that same ACL for sure, as well as my meniscus that required arthroscopic surgery. They shaved the meniscus but didn't repair the ACL due to it not being fully torn and not wanting to stunt my growth plates at such a young age. It felt good for the next few years.
When I was 15 I broke my finger the first week of football practice. Kept me out for a few weeks as I was a receiver and it was a pretty bad break. Its crooked as hell now !
The next year I had a pretty bad case of shin splints that kept me out of practice for a week or two.
My senior year was fairly uneventful, although rolling ankles, pinched nerves, sprained fingers were all common, they weren't major.
At 20 I fully tore my ACL on my bad knee that required reconstructive surgery. I did this while playing basketball... by myself.
A few years later I had a pretty nasty collision during a soccer game that caused what they called a 'kissing contusion' in my other knee. I honestly thought I tore my ACL in that knee with the way the pain was. The pain/limping literally lasted 2 months which apparently was normal for that type of injury. I was out of sports for about 4 months.
Just last night during a basketball game I rolled my ankle hard as fuck. Woke up this morning and its swollen as hell. Can't walk on it. Throbbing pain. Good thing I'm off work today. But shit... what the hell. Why do I always injure myself?!?
I MUST be injury prone, no other explanation I keep having these injuries that for the most part are collision free. So I have determined that other people must be injury prone too, including football players.
So the next time you are thinking of drafting a player that is 'injury prone' but think to yourself 'thats not real' think of me. That bitch is gonna get injured again, sometime, somewhere. It'll happen. He's cursed like me.
When I was 10 I had a major knee injury while playing baseball that I think now, looking back on it, was a partial tear in my ACL. Over the next 4 years I had recurring injuries with my knee where it would sublocate and then pop back into place. Extremely painful, but when it happened it would only keep me out for a week or two. When I was a freshman in HS I tore that same ACL for sure, as well as my meniscus that required arthroscopic surgery. They shaved the meniscus but didn't repair the ACL due to it not being fully torn and not wanting to stunt my growth plates at such a young age. It felt good for the next few years.
When I was 15 I broke my finger the first week of football practice. Kept me out for a few weeks as I was a receiver and it was a pretty bad break. Its crooked as hell now !
The next year I had a pretty bad case of shin splints that kept me out of practice for a week or two.
My senior year was fairly uneventful, although rolling ankles, pinched nerves, sprained fingers were all common, they weren't major.
At 20 I fully tore my ACL on my bad knee that required reconstructive surgery. I did this while playing basketball... by myself.
A few years later I had a pretty nasty collision during a soccer game that caused what they called a 'kissing contusion' in my other knee. I honestly thought I tore my ACL in that knee with the way the pain was. The pain/limping literally lasted 2 months which apparently was normal for that type of injury. I was out of sports for about 4 months.
Just last night during a basketball game I rolled my ankle hard as fuck. Woke up this morning and its swollen as hell. Can't walk on it. Throbbing pain. Good thing I'm off work today. But shit... what the hell. Why do I always injure myself?!?
I MUST be injury prone, no other explanation I keep having these injuries that for the most part are collision free. So I have determined that other people must be injury prone too, including football players.
So the next time you are thinking of drafting a player that is 'injury prone' but think to yourself 'thats not real' think of me. That bitch is gonna get injured again, sometime, somewhere. It'll happen. He's cursed like me.