Being A Lawyer (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"

He said, "Why, yes I am!"

So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

 

[SWScorch]

hehe! that's great! 😀

 

[dighn]

😀

 

[guyver01]

::chuckle::

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: guyver01
::chuckle::

 

[ProviaFan]

LOL

 

[joecool]

awesome!

maybe we need a new forum - the brutuskend joke forum!

 

[radioouman]

Originally posted by: joecool
awesome!

maybe we need a new forum - the brutuskend joke forum!

Then Off Topic wouldn't be worth looking at 🙂

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

😀

 

[chin311]

hahhaha, good one 🙂

 

[Jetblade]

That wouldn't work because as soon as they went to his place she would know that he is a lawyer. heh.

 

[Mr N8]

😀

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: Jetblade
That wouldn't work because as soon as they went to his place she would know that he is a lawyer. heh.

huh?

 

[Spooner]

everyone thinks that's funny?

bleh