Before They Were...

[XZeroII]

BBSpot

Here's my favorite of the 3...

Darth Vader from the Star Wars Trilogy

Customer: I'm having trouble installing your application. It keeps giving me an error. I've tried rebooting, and reinstalling but it keeps saying the same thing.
Darth Vader: Windows for Dummies has taught you well. Rebooting and reinstalling is the first step to the dark side. What operating system are you using?
Customer: Windows 98.
Darth Vader: Then your transition to the dark side of the force is complete. Unleash your anger and reboot and reinstall again. Do not fail me this time.
Customer: But sir, I've already done that three ti...AAack *gurgle*
Darth Vader: The Emperor will be very pleased with my solution rate.

 

[GermyBoy]

That's great.

 

[Farfrael]

Forrest Gump: Hello, this is Forrest, Forrest Gump. How can I help you?
Customer: I bought a system from you guys a week ago and I'm having a problem with it.
Forrest Gump: My manager says you can tell a lot about a person by the brand of computer they buy. You say you've got a Compaq Presario?
Customer: Yeah, how did you know? Well, anyway it was supposed to have a 40 GB hard drive but it's only got a 30 in it.
Forrest Gump: My manager always says our computers are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

love that one too

 

[geekender]

Not funny...true....true.

 

[XZeroII]

Excellent read...

 

[b0mbrman]

I also like this one:

Customer: When I put a CD in the CD-ROM drive it makes a funny sound.
Tommy DeVito: How is it funny? Funny like a clown? Does it amuse you?
Customer: No, it's like a click-clank sound.
Tommy DeVito: How the f*ck is that funny?
Customer: Sorry, I meant funny as in strange, not amusing.
Tommy DeVito: What am I f*cking here to amuse you? This is f*cking tech support asshole, not the Bozo the f*cking clown joke line.