Beethoven...the sensual sexual

Torn Mind

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As I was listening to his Triple Concerto, I started to realize that some of the moments in it are very similar to sexual activity and climaxing.

At around 2:00- 2:27, the first "buildup, climax, relax".

More subtle throughout, is the emulation of the moans and "ohs" that occur.

At 7:03-7:24, the "descent" and the budding building of energy and climax until the orgasmic outburst.

https://youtu.be/dO6BSFPqZiU?t=864
And another descend and climax.
 

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there's something to be said about a man listening to classical music and going aha yes young Beethoven was playing with his tumescent penis in wistful format while writing his concertos and finishing off with a climax. Much like the eruption of krakatoa a worldly even written about at length was reminscent of a unhuman night of drinking and eating greasy food before you drop a big ol splattering lincoln log in the toilet?

those words would be to get some fresh air.
 

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there's something to be said about a man listening to classical music and going aha yes young Beethoven was playing with his tumescent penis in wistful format while writing his concertos and finishing off with a climax. Much like the eruption of krakatoa a worldly even written about at length was reminscent of a unhuman night of drinking and eating greasy food before you drop a big ol splattering lincoln log in the toilet?

those words would be to get some fresh air.
There's something to be said about Westerners always treating old men, dead or alive, as celibate priests when their life was ANYTHING BUT(and some of you here KNOW THAT). People might actually think Liszt had no kids or Wagner never made literally erotic music long before Elvis or modern pop stars.

Especially Beethoven, in which his more boisterous personality often shows with the many sofrzandos and fortissimos present.

I never said it was conscious, but rather a subconscious manifestation of whatever the hell he felt.

The last thing the starter music's Romantic era was someone who held back and didn't wear his heart on his sleeve.

Furthermore, modern music is plenty rife with examples of using sound to emulate sexual passion, like "Love Machine", "Burning Love",
 

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There's something to be said about Westerners always treating old men, dead or alive, as celibate priests when their life was ANYTHING BUT(and some of you here KNOW THAT). People might actually think Liszt had no kids or Wagner never made literally erotic music long before Elvis or modern pop stars.

Especially Beethoven, in which his more boisterous personality often shows with the many sofrzandos and fortissimos present.

I never said it was conscious, but rather a subconscious manifestation of whatever the hell he felt.

The last thing the starter music's Romantic era was someone who held back and didn't wear his heart on his sleeve.

Furthermore, modern music is plenty rife with examples of using sound to emulate sexual passion, like "Love Machine", "Burning Love",
I would recommend you work on your literacy. I was not referring to any of Beethoven's oddities. Instead I was casting light on you having spent so much time thinking in depth about a long dead composer's masturbatory habits. Feel free to ponder on the masturbatory habits of all the males on this forum and the odd woman or two. I'm sure it'll tickle your fancy... or any other disturbing part of you.
 

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I would recommend you work on your literacy. I was not referring to any of Beethoven's oddities. Instead I was casting light on you having spent so much time thinking in depth about a long dead composer's masturbatory habits. Feel free to ponder on the masturbatory habits of all the males on this forum and the odd woman or two. I'm sure it'll tickle your fancy... or any other disturbing part of you.

Sorry but you've only gotten what you deserved for reading any post of his longer than two lines! (especially avoid anything related to Mariah Carey)

;)


EDIT: Also Beethoven and Mozart!
 
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I would recommend you work on your literacy. I was not referring to any of Beethoven's oddities. Instead I was casting light on you having spent so much time thinking in depth about a long dead composer's masturbatory habits. Feel free to ponder on the masturbatory habits of all the males on this forum and the odd woman or two. I'm sure it'll tickle your fancy... or any other disturbing part of you.
You're not that bright at reading, inferring, making, or grasping a point. The only A grade I'll give you is using flowery vocabulary to disguise your general incompetence. Oh wait, you couldn't even use commas to avoid a run-on setenence.



Given that you use the term "classical", show that you have no comprehension of great variation within "classical"; typical of the stiff upper class that usually are fans of such music and demand it be as "traditional" and lifeless as possible.

The discovery was by accident. The post might have taken 10-15 minutes.

Also, Beethoven did visit the real prostitutes, which is a confirmed historical fact you didn't bother to accept or deny. I doubt masturbation was what he was into based on that.

In addition, secular music being sensual is all but the norm.
 

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I would recommend you work on your literacy. I was not referring to any of Beethoven's oddities. Instead I was casting light on you having spent so much time thinking in depth about a long dead composer's masturbatory habits. Feel free to ponder on the masturbatory habits of all the males on this forum and the odd woman or two. I'm sure it'll tickle your fancy... or any other disturbing part of you.
Maybe you need the Cliffnotes...it's a simulation of a man and a woman getting down to business more than once...maybe even an orgy...and with Viagara for multiple climaxes.

Not about masturbation. You don't make another moan masturbating. But, I have to Captain Obvious you because you don't even GRASP that, mainly because you have no hands or they're paralyzed that choir boy Beethoven is a myth. Gee, I wonder if you think Count Almaviva is freaking Jesus instead of toxic masculinity.
 

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Played violin as a youngster.

I fucked my violin once. Maybe because of playing Beethoven.
 
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You're not that bright at reading, inferring, making, or grasping a point. The only A grade I'll give you is using flowery vocabulary to disguise your general incompetence. Oh wait, you couldn't even use commas to avoid a run-on setenence.



Given that you use the term "classical", show that you have no comprehension of great variation within "classical"; typical of the stiff upper class that usually are fans of such music and demand it be as "traditional" and lifeless as possible.

The discovery was by accident. The post might have taken 10-15 minutes.

Also, Beethoven did visit the real prostitutes, which is a confirmed historical fact you didn't bother to accept or deny. I doubt masturbation was what he was into based on that.

In addition, secular music being sensual is all but the norm.

Maybe you need the Cliffnotes...it's a simulation of a man and a woman getting down to business more than once...maybe even an orgy...and with Viagara for multiple climaxes.

Not about masturbation. You don't make another moan masturbating. But, I have to Captain Obvious you because you don't even GRASP that, mainly because you have no hands or they're paralyzed that choir boy Beethoven is a myth. Gee, I wonder if you think Count Almaviva is freaking Jesus instead of toxic masculinity.
Don't get carried away trying to speak down to others trying to justify your perverse desires and deep thinking sessions of other men masturbating. Off to your little bridge now where you can laze away the days with your perverse fantasies.
 
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Beethoven had a tough life. From his early 20's on he was beset by serious health issues. He contemplated suicide but decided his urge to put forth his prodigious musical ideas took precedence.
 
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Maybe all geniuses have suicidal thoughts, just before they create their masterpiece? Stephen Hawking also wanted to die and then he got married and found a purpose to live for.

On a related note, orgasm is called the little death in French, no? So every orgasm leads to a masterpiece? :D