been spendin most our lives livin in a gansta's paradise

[T4NNER]

why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?:|:|

 

[Windogg]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.
But's that's just perfect for an Amish like me
who know I shun fancy things like electricity
at 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows
Jebidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows...FOOL
And I've been milkin' and plowing so long
that even Ezikiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land
I'm into discipline
Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores
and you finish thine,
Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699

We been spendin most our lives
Liviv' in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
We sell Quilts at discout price
Livin' in an Amish Paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care in fact I wish him well
cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
Anb amish with a tude? you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
and my homies agree I really look good in black...FOOL
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
we haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare
We're just tecnnollogy impared

There's no phone, no light, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Curoso
It's as primitive as can be

We been spendin most our lives
Liviv' in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
We sell Quilts at discout price
Livin' in an Amish Paradise

Hitchin up the buggy
Churnin lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday
Soon i'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous
Think you're pure in heart
well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the piest guy
The little ammletts wanna be like on my knees
Day and night scorin points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else my brother I might have to get medevil on your heinie

We been spendin most our lives
Liviv' in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
We sell Quilts at discout price
Livin' in an Amish Paradise

 

[ArkAoss]

amen brotha windogg amen@@ neffin be us all tonight

 

[shiner]

Ahhh....Weird Al!! Gotta love him!

 

[BiggieN]

LOL...time to dig out the old mp3 of amish paradise.

 

[T4NNER]

too fooney!

 

[Yeeny]

Ok, don't throw tomatoes at me, but am I the only one who hates Weird Al? That man has no talent, and if my husband plays Amish Paradise one more time, arrggg!

 

[BiggieN]

TONITE IS NEF NIGHT?????????? NO ONE TOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!


now i'm gonna go take a nap so i can stay up neffing all nite with you guys.

anyone up for hangman tonite?

 

[T4NNER]

biggieN is suck!

 

[ltk007]

I can remember no funnier moment than when I played Amish paradise in front of my mennonite (almost amish) cousins. The look of horror in their faces will give me a lifetime of joy.

 

[ArkAoss]

its gonna be an all nighter? good i got 2 systems ready for full neffing power prepare to see someone make diamond from gold in one night , and better than paulson, ok not really but if i wanted to i could try, but i won't