Beef Jerky

[jdoggg12]

Do you eat it like any other food? Or do you sit there chewing on it like gum till it pretty much dissolves?

I try to do the latter, but when its really good, i just cant help but devour it.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Snap into it.

 

[FoBoT]

are you an alien?
you don't know how to eat food?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I swallow it whole, then regurgitate it 10 minutes later and chew it for a bit. You are what you eat, right?

 

[Saint Michael]

I usually eat it pretty quickly, beef jerky is so damn good I can't help it. Damn Fine Beef Jerky would be the best name-brand jerky if only it were a little less salty...

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
are you an alien?
you don't know how to eat food?

 

[meltdown75]

i eat it like regular food. bite, chew, swallow. mmmmm

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
are you an alien?
you don't know how to eat food?

Just making conversation.

Are you a jerk?
Do you not know how to post w/o being sarcastic?

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: FoBoT
are you an alien?
you don't know how to eat food?

Just making conversation.

Are you a jerk?
Do you not know how to post w/o being sarcastic?

His reply was better. I was going to say "Orally", but his was so much better I decided to just let it run.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

mouth and teeth with plenty of mastication.

 

[FoBoT]

http://www.pics.bbzzdd.com/bet...s/FoBoT/condescend.jpg

 

[Ns1]

rapidly, consuming every last morsel until i am too full to eat anymore.

 

[nakedfrog]

I chew it for a while, like beef gum.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I chew it for a while, like beef gum.

i know what you mean, but that last part sounds gross

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
mouth and teeth with plenty of mastication.

How great it feels to masticate my jerky.

 

[gururu2]

i usually eat it while on the road and really dig it when I have some gatorade to wash it down.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: gururu2
i usually eat it while on the road and really dig it when I have some gatorade to wash it down.

Yeah, it's a great road trip snack.

 

[bignateyk]

First I tear a piece off with my teeth and hold it in my mouth. This is known as "taking a bite". Next I mash the "bite" between my teeth. This is known as "chewing". Lastly, I let the "chewed" result slide to the back of my mouth and down my throat. This is known as "swollowing".

I like to savour my jerky.