Beef jerky, televisions, sheets... wtf?

Zim Hosein

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THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC OR OTHER EVIDENCE THAT ANY CASKET WITH A SEALING DEVICE WILL PRESERVE HUMAN REMAINS

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iwearnosox

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"A casket ordered on Costco.com will be delivered within three business days (Monday through Friday, excluding holidays) from the date the order is placed (for exceptions see below)"

Hmmm. Honey do you have a tracking number for that casket? Grandma's stinking up the closet.
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Cheap-ass, get a good model.

I doubt I'd notice the difference.

But are you willing to take that chance, I mean it is for eternity or until they decide to build in that location.

Oh and remember,
"Currently caskets can only be purchased from and shipped to addresses in the following states: Arizona, California, Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Oregon and Washington."
 

brtspears2

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Due to the holidays casket orders may take up to 5 business days for delivery. Please take this into account before placing your order.

Caskets big this hoilday season?
 

UglyCasanova

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Originally posted by: brtspears2
Due to the holidays casket orders may take up to 5 business days for delivery. Please take this into account before placing your order.

Caskets big this hoilday season?

Something everyone wants to have sitting under the tree.
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: brtspears2
Due to the holidays casket orders may take up to 5 business days for delivery. Please take this into account before placing your order.

Caskets big this hoilday season?

And remember "Additionally, Acts of God, weather-related conditions, and states of emergencies can delay delivery beyond the stated delivery parameters."


Grandma must've done something really bad, God takes her and then delays her Casket. Oh, well at the least the wine cellar is getting extra usage.