BECKINSALE FORCED TO GIVE MASTURBATING RABBIT AWAY
Actress KATE BECKINSALE was forced to give her daughter's randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady - because it wouldn't stop masturbating in its cage.
The PEARL HARBOR star eventually ran out of explanations as to what her daughter LILY's pet was doing as he pleasured himself and "humped" his food bowl.
She came to the conclusion that the rabbit simply wasn't comfortable in his surroundings.
Beckinsale says, "I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way.
"I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was.
"Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything."