Because people in America are not fat enough already, we need 3 pound sundaes

[GagHalfrunt]

The Chicago White Sox know what sports fans want. It's not a winning team, it's 12 scoops of ice cream, 3 sauces, 2 bananas, whipped cream and cherries.

http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/10676917/chicago-white-sox-offer-3-pound-sundae-helmet

 

[SlowSpyder]

When you had almost 100 losses in your last season you have to do something to take fan's minds of the actual game.

 

[OutHouse]

meanwhile anybody can go down to the grocery store and pickup as much ice cream as they can eat.

 

[OutHouse]

When you had almost 100 losses in your last season you have to do something to take fan's minds of the actual game.

/thread

 

[darkewaffle]

I've never found bananas to be particularly appealing with ice cream/whipped cream/chocolate.

 

[nageov3t]

if there's one thing I want on a hot summer day as I'm standing outside watching a 4 hour game, it's a big bucket of milk product.

 

[OCGuy]

Because before this, you could never obtain 12 scoops of ice cream and fruit/whipped cream for $17 anywhere.

:music; Its the end of the world as we know it
and I feel fiiiiiiine :music;

 

[blackdogdeek]

Holy Wow!:

The Texas Rangers, meanwhile, are serving bacon on a stick -- a three-quarters-inch thick piece of bacon that is Hungarian smoked and dipped in maple syrup -- for $7. Fans also have the option of washing down the bacon with a frozen beer -- served at 20.5 degrees Fahrenheit and on a hot day -- for $7.75.

 

[Newell Steamer]

My, thats a big bowl of diabeetus, right there.

 

[esquared]

Not a lot different than this:

http://money.cnn.com/2013/03/31/pf/boomstick-hot-dog/

"Named after the bat used by Texas Rangers slugger Nelson Cruz, the $26 Boomstick is a 2-foot all-beef hot dog, smothered in chili, nacho cheese, jalapenos and caramelized onions, all on top of a massive potato bun. The whole thing weighs in at 3 pounds. "

 

[ahenkel]

My colon just died a little

 

[techs]

You know the baseball season is around the corner when we are discussing ballpark food.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You know the baseball season is around the corner when we are discussing ballpark food.

It's the White Sox, we have to talk about their food because they don't want anyone talking about their team.

 

[OutHouse]

Not a lot different than this:

http://money.cnn.com/2013/03/31/pf/boomstick-hot-dog/

"Named after the bat used by Texas Rangers slugger Nelson Cruz, the $26 Boomstick is a 2-foot all-beef hot dog, smothered in chili, nacho cheese, jalapenos and caramelized onions, all on top of a massive potato bun. The whole thing weighs in at 3 pounds. "

fuck ya, go big or go home.

 

[norseamd]

"Named after the bat used by Texas Rangers slugger Nelson Cruz, the $26 Boomstick is a 2-foot all-beef hot dog, smothered in chili, nacho cheese, jalapenos and caramelized onions, all on top of a massive potato bun. The whole thing weighs in at 3 pounds. "

would take the 2 foot beef hot dog if it is high quality meat

nothing but mustard not even the bun

all meat

all protein

 

[Blackjack200]

would take the 2 foot beef hot dog if it is high quality meat

nothing but mustard not even the bun

all meat

all protein

You know hot dogs are mostly fat, right? They have a baconesque fat/protein ratio.

 

[Imported]

Not a lot different than this:

http://money.cnn.com/2013/03/31/pf/boomstick-hot-dog/

"Named after the bat used by Texas Rangers slugger Nelson Cruz, the $26 Boomstick is a 2-foot all-beef hot dog, smothered in chili, nacho cheese, jalapenos and caramelized onions, all on top of a massive potato bun. The whole thing weighs in at 3 pounds. "

Sounds awesome.

I always get a Big Atomic with onions and peppers when I go to an A's game. It's like a foot long Saag's atomic hot.

 

[norseamd]

You know hot dogs are mostly fat, right? They have a baconesque fat/protein ratio.

well they said all beef so i assumed it was beef protein level

then how about a pure 2 foot steak dog

 

[BurnItDwn]

Well, they charge 17 dollars for ice cream, they better give you a lot of it for that price!

 

[Subyman]

Looks like a dessert to share.

"One place sells extreme food to draw free advertising, guy on forum spins it as fat america blah blah."

 

[shortylickens]

and at ball park prices I would normally expect it to cost 50 or 60 dollars.

How the shit can they make a profit at 17?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'd have that. Though, the last time I ate that much ice cream in one sitting I had a stomach ache for like 3 days. But damn, that ice cream cake was good. Worth it.

 

[KeithTalent]

Do you get to keep the hat? If so, great deal.

KT

 

[norseamd]

Do you get to keep the hat? If so, great deal.

KT

yes

 

[Krazy4Real]

Holy Wow!:

mmmmm.... that bacon on a stick looks delicious.