Because its a Ford

[Bozz]

To be sung to the tune of "Because I was high"


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I was gonna hook a nut, in my ford
Dropped the clutch in first, with the throttle floored,
But the car just died, and I don?t know why...
(chorus - all) Becoz its a ford, coz it?s a ford, coz its a ford...

Went to rob a bank, coz we were bored,
Left the falcon idling outside the door,
Try to run, but we got caught, and I don?t know why,
Becoz its a ford, coz it?s a ford, coz its a ford...

Tried to impress the chicks, but we got ignored,
When to do a burnout, but only stalled,
Then it wouldn?t start, and I don?t know why,
Becoz its a ford, coz it?s a ford, coz its a ford...

Tried to do an insurance job, on my ford
Dumped it and burnt it out, with the guy next door,
But the company wouldn?t pay up, said I was a fraud,
Coz who?d steal a ford, who?d steal a ford, who?d steal a ford...
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[gittyup]

I was gonna hook a nut

Not sure what that means.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Ahaha, Ford is "recalling", but not really "recalling", 2000 & 2001 Focuses because they have crappy rear wheel bearings that corrode & let water in, then fail and caus e the wheels to wobble...

 

[notfred]

Write that yourself? It's not even remotely funny. Hell, it's barely readable with the grammar like that.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

<< Write that yourself? It's not even remotely funny. Hell, it's barely readable with the grammar like that. >>

You have to know the song he mentions to get it.

 

[DDCSpeed]

haha

its funny stuff

 

[bozack]

"hook a nut"......never heard of that one.

You should really change the chorus to " because it is a GM" as they are the biggest pieces of garbage on the road today

 

[Jzero]

<< Ahaha, Ford is "recalling", but not really "recalling", 2000 & 2001 Focuses because they have crappy rear wheel bearings that corrode & let water in, then fail and caus e the wheels to wobble... >>



The best part is my brother has a 2000 Focus 25k miles and there was this HELLISH noise coming from the back, so he took it in a couple weeks ago to have it looked at and they said the tires were feathered because he hadn't rotated them enough, so they rotate the tires and redo the alignment and tell him maybe the tires will wear evenly and the sound will go away.
Well it got a LITTLE better but I was in it last week and I think now it's just as bad.
Then he sends me an e-mail with a link to the story about the bearing recall hahahaaa
now he's gotta take the darn thing back AGAIN....

 

[notfred]

<< You should really change the chorus to " because it is a GM" as they are the biggest pieces of garbage on the road today >>



It still wouldn't be funny.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

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<< You should really change the chorus to " because it is a GM" as they are the biggest pieces of garbage on the road today >>



It still wouldn't be funny. >>

/me pats notfred on the back
It's okay little buddy, not everyone is going to "get" it.