beat this!

[khtm]

Driving to work today, I drove past a woman who was driving and playing a flute at the same time. She then proceeded to change into my lane. I never thought the day would come when I would see something that ridiculous. :Q

Anyone have a driving story that beats that?

PS. No, it was NOT a skin flute

-khtm-

 

[yobarman]

<< beat this! >>



i thought you were gonna show us some porn..

 

[GodBlessTheUSA]

You should have asked her if she was on her way to band camp

If so, you should have definitely followed

 

[vash]

That story is easy. My ex boss would make it a habit to:

1. Talk on the cell phone while driving in combination with ...
2. Reading legal documents in combination with ...
3. Navigating through the 105-110-405-90 traffic in combination with ...
4. Drinking coffee

To top it off, he was a horrible driver already.

vash

 

[Electric Amish]

Was it the skin flute??

amish

 

[khtm]

vash,
95% of drivers read, talk on the phone, and drink coffee.

how many times have you seen someone playing a flute?

 

[prodigy]

<< Was it the skin flute??

amish >>



LMAO

 

[BigJohnKC]

<< Was it the skin flute??

amish >>


LOL As usual, amish has something clever and quite relevant to add to the conversation...

 

[GSOYF]

Well you just gotta love the dumbass people that they allow to drive these days.

Anyway, I think that I have an experience that is pretty close. Now some of you probably won't beleive me, but I swear that what I write is the truth.

I was canning for little league many years ago, for those of you who don't know what "canning" is, it is the process by which one stands outside for hours with a coffee can trying to collect money from people for various organizations...in my case it was my baseball league. Anyway, I was standing in the median of a road so I could solicit people when they stopped at the red light....well one of those times I walked up to a stopped car, looked into the driver's side window, and noticed that the man's pants were down and he was "playing with himself" right in the car. I gotta tell you at first I was unbelievably confused so I looked up at the other kid that was canning with me, and we just stared at each other in complete disbelief. The man then noticed that we had foiled his self-gratification plans, and he got all flustered then just sped away completely mortified.

Now playing a flute while you drive is just down right stupid, but this was disgusting. You also have to consider that I was only 12 years old at the time.

Anway...hope that entertains you for now.

 

[khtm]

GSOYF,

:Q:disgust:

 

[Spooner]

Yeah, I meant to apologize to you for that, GSOYF, I should have least donated some money

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

<< Yeah, I meant to apologize to you for that, GSOYF, I should have least donated some money >>


Donated SOMETHING anyway. :Q

 

[Sir Fredrick]

Saw a lady shaving her legs while driving around a rotary. Yikes!

 

[dave5317]

This is funny........it's lucky since it's flute and not a vibrator or it gonna be more victim on the road

 

[vash]

<< vash,
95% of drivers read, talk on the phone, and drink coffee. >>

I know that, but while reading legal documents? Cmon, those things are quite lenghty and need attention to be paid to the words. Drinking coffee and talking on the phone ain't bad, but reading (other than directions) while driving, that is pretty scary.

vash

 

[Jfur]

<< Well you just gotta love the dumbass people that they allow to drive these days.

Anyway, I think that I have an experience that is pretty close. Now some of you probably won't beleive me, but I swear that what I write is the truth.

I was canning for little league many years ago, for those of you who don't know what "canning" is, it is the process by which one stands outside for hours with a coffee can trying to collect money from people for various organizations...in my case it was my baseball league. Anyway, I was standing in the median of a road so I could solicit people when they stopped at the red light....well one of those times I walked up to a stopped car, looked into the driver's side window, and noticed that the man's pants were down and he was "playing with himself" right in the car. I gotta tell you at first I was unbelievably confused so I looked up at the other kid that was canning with me, and we just stared at each other in complete disbelief. The man then noticed that we had foiled his self-gratification plans, and he got all flustered then just sped away completely mortified.

Now playing a flute while you drive is just down right stupid, but this was disgusting. You also have to consider that I was only 12 years old at the time.

Anway...hope that entertains you for now. >>



This may actually be a common occurrence. While standing at a bus stop in Santa Monica (CA), I saw a man pull up to the stoplight with a swollen thumb. Upon closer inspection it was a small penis. It was hard to tell at first because his right hand was in his lap and his pants were not pulled down. He didn't seem to notice or care that a bunch of people were standing there -- he just waited at the light and then turned onto San Vincente. Perhaps he was "holding the piccolo"