Bears are not your friends:

[shortylickens]

But if you're already dead, it doesnt matter much anyway.

'Wild Bears' Eat Biathlete and 2 Passengers After Helicopter Crash

Russian authorities confirmed the deaths of world junior biathlon champion Igor Malinovsky, who was also a helicopter pilot, and a wealthy couple aboard the aircraft.

gearjunkie.com

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[Charmonium]

So, that means that if I know I'm going to die and I want to save on funeral expenses, I would somehow need to find a way be in such an area when I want to say goodbye, and then go p*** off a bear.

 

[Captante]

 

[sandorski]

I wonder what the Dude said about Putin.

 

[nakedfrog]

So, that means that if I know I'm going to die and I want to save on funeral expenses, I would somehow need to find a way be in such an area when I want to say goodbye, and then go p*** off a bear.

Also known as the Appalachian "Does A Bear Shit in the Woods?" burial.