Beard hairs don't all grow in same direction

[KingstonU]

I know this is random and there's probably nothing to do but figured I'd ask anyways just in case. A part of my beard has hairs that grow in a different direction than the rest and it creates a texture difference that is really annoying.

I hope there is something besides just trim or shave it because having the beard makes me appear much more professional and mature for interviews, which I really need right now as I graduate.

It bothers me much more when I'm stressed out (exams) and keep playing with it and it's driving me nuts.

I know it's futile but thought I'd ask, thanks for any useful input.


Edit: Yah I figured I was basically asking for these kinds of responses :laugh: thanks anyways

 

[zerocool84]

Just maintain a stance of dominance and all your wiskers should get scared and all go the way you want them to.

 

[Evadman]

Tell your beard to stop being retarded.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: KingstonU
I know this is random and there's probably nothing to do but figured I'd ask anyways just in case. A part of my beard has hairs that grow in a different direction than the rest and it creates a texture difference that is really annoying.

I hope there is something besides just trim or shave it because having the beard makes me appear much more professional and mature for interviews, which I really need right now as I graduate.

It bothers me much more when I'm stressed out (exams) and keep playing with it and it's driving me nuts.

I know it's futile but thought I'd ask, thanks for any useful input.

No, it makes you look like a douche bag college student.

 

[I Saw OJ]

I have the same problem, just keep combing it to sorta keep it in line.

 

[Born2bwire]

Nair.

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Getting teh womenz > beard.

 

[BoomerD]

It's called a cowlick...you probably have one or more on your head too.

There's really not a dammed thing you can do to change it...just live with it...or shave it off.

 

[theflyingpig]

You can't even grow a beard properly. Fail.

 

[Perknose]

Have you considered a crothectofacial transplant of some of your pubic hairs to the offending spot?

Modern medical science can work wonders between the two regions, even giving you that "single-nostriled roman nose" and "highly dimpled/balls of fury" chin you may secretly have been yearning for.

Your g/f will instantly know when you approve of what she's wearing and both procedures, for some obscure reason, are OctoMom approved.

 

[KingstonU]

Yah I figured I was basically asking for these kinds of responses :laugh: thanks anyways