Bear eating your dog wut you do?

[Jeffg010]

Punch it in the face.

http://news.yahoo.com/alaska-woman-says-she-punched-bear-save-her-220558799.html

 

[amdhunter]

Ask it if it would like a side salad.

 

[rasczak]

Ask it if it would like a side salad.

or if she toss the bear's salad?

 

[shortylickens]

338 Lapua. With cyanide.

 

[her209]

Douse it with kerosene used in my laterns and light the mofo on fire.

 

[amdhunter]

or if she toss the bear's salad?

Then get a camera and some lotion. :thumbsup:

 

[rasczak]

Then get a camera and some lotion. :thumbsup:

No need for lotion. I hear bears have a natural lube.

 

[Vic Vega]

444

 

[Jeffg010]

No need for lotion. I hear bears have a natural lube.

Better use a condom you don't want to get aids.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Use the distraction as an opportunity to escape?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Break out my 9mm yo! Pop a cap in its ass!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Run to the garage get the axe and run straight for it.

Or the simplified answer, don't leave the dog outside in first place.

 

[Jaskalas]

How the hell did it not kill the dog?

Be glad it was 'only' a black bear. Grizzly wouldn't have taken no !@#$ off someone. Oh, and don't try that at home.

 

[Squisher]

How the hell did it not kill the dog?

Be glad it was 'only' a black bear. Grizzly wouldn't have taken no !@#$ off someone. Oh, and don't try that at home.

 

[rudder]

or go home with a new pet bear.

 

[her209]

Hehehehe... nice.

 

[rasczak]

Better use a condom you don't want to get aids.

Didn't you know? Bears don't have AIDS. She'll be fine.

 

[KaOTiK]

Jump on the back of it and slap a collar on it and make it my new pet.

 

[BladeVenom]

Get a bigger dog.

 

[spidey07]

Throw him some ketchup and run.

 

[Krazy4Real]

buy a new dog

 

[ViviTheMage]

Better use a condom you don't want to get aids.

buttsecks always brings out the aids, doesn't it?

 

[Nik]

Run to the garage get the axe and run straight for it.

Or the simplified answer, don't leave the dog outside in first place.

subtle didn't read the article post

 

[TecHNooB]

good thing it wasnt a russian bear

 

[uclaLabrat]

If I lived up there, I'd seriously have like 5 ridgebacks. Hope they can stand the cold.