Beans, beans, the magical fruit

[ch33zw1z]

I can't get one of those until I can poop normally again!

I just pooped a little bit not as big as I was expecting. I've got my circuits lab in an hour and I'm probably gonna have to tell my hot (9/10 srs) lab partner that I have to go poop and that she'll have to work on it herself for a couple of minutes! D:

dood, just say bbiaf, go ahead without me.

 

[schneiderguy]

dood, just say bbiaf, go ahead without me.

But if I don't tell her I'm going to poop she might think I'm going to fap to the mental image of her boobies 😕

 

[Saint Nick]

I can't get one of those until I can poop normally again!

I just pooped a little bit not as big as I was expecting. I've got my circuits lab in an hour and I'm probably gonna have to tell my hot (9/10 srs) lab partner that I have to go poop and that she'll have to work on it herself for a couple of minutes! D:

Bend her over the lab table and bang her while pooping :thumbsup:

 

[ElFenix]

 

[AstroManLuca]

No, it's magical

 

[JulesMaximus]

 

[ch33zw1z]

But if I don't tell her I'm going to poop she might think I'm going to fap to the mental image of her boobies 😕

Or, she'll know you're doing both. 😛

 

[Malak]

Soda helps.

 

[arch113]

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat them, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal


Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat them, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat

 

[NetWareHead]

I find that canned beans don't do much for me in the farting department. The most potent fart fuel around are un-soaked beans. My mom likes to take beans and soak them overnight, then throw away that water. She will then cook the soaked beans in new water, something about the gas/odor/diarrhea producing compounds leaches out into the soaking water. if you want to have a wild ride, cook the beans straight without soaking and hang on.

 

[schneiderguy]

Says the guy with almost 87000 posts :sneaky:

 

[ElFenix]

Says the guy with almost 87000 posts :sneaky:

i can only remember one thread of mine that was clearly 'hey, look at me!' i can't remember any thread of yours that wasn't.

:wub:

 

[schneiderguy]

i can only remember one thread of mine that was clearly 'hey, look at me!' i can't remember any thread of yours that wasn't.

:wub:

 

[AMDZen]

Beans aren't fruit

 

[dud]

I do not believe that Schneider is an attention whore in the classical sense (aka like Neckbeard). His post count does not indicate this.

He's just really weird.

One day, Schneider is going to meet an actual, real woman who is going to change his life forever. Weirdness will no longer be an option ...


He'll have to conform ...

 

[schneiderguy]

I do not believe that Schneider is an attention whore in the classical sense (aka like Neckbeard). His post count does not indicate this.

He's just really weird.

One day, Schneider is going to meet an actual, real woman who is going to change his life forever. Weirdness will no longer be an option ...


He'll have to conform ...

What if I meet a woman that's as weird as I am and then we have babbies? D:

 

[ElFenix]

What if I meet a woman that's as weird as I am and then we have babbies? D:

we'll just have to burn the forum to the ground 🙂