Beans, beans, the magical fruit

[schneiderguy]

I just ate two cans of black beans.

Stay tuned for updates :sneaky:

 

[ch33zw1z]

two cans? yeesh, don't forget the courtesy flush.

 

[schneiderguy]

two cans? yeesh, don't forget the courtesy flush.

When I use the bathroom I open the window then close the bathroom door. That way it vents right into the front door of the guy that lives behind me. Serves him right for keeping me awake at night while he fucks his fat gf D:

 

[ch33zw1z]

When I use the bathroom I open the window then close the bathroom door. That way it vents right into the front door of the guy that lives behind me. Serves him right for keeping me awake at night while he fucks his fat gf D:

That's right, get that fucker!

 

[schneiderguy]

t+20 minutes, nothing to report yet. Everything feels normal.

 

[ch33zw1z]

My guess is that big glob of black beans will hit ya in the middle of the night/morning. Enjoy

 

[schneiderguy]

My guess is that big glob of black beans will hit ya in the middle of the night/morning. Enjoy

Usually I last about an hour or two at the most after eating beans.

I haven't pooped in a couple of days so I figured my digestive system needed some encouragement D:

 

[ch33zw1z]

ouch, Metamucil chaser?

or maybe some Colon Blow?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Usually I last about an hour or two at the most after eating beans.

I haven't pooped in a couple of days so I figured my digestive system needed some encouragement D:

See if you can borrow your neighbors GF???

 

[xSauronx]

See if you can borrow your neighbors GF???

depending on what the neighbors gf is into, he may just need the neighbor.

 

[schneiderguy]

t+90 minutes, still nothing. As I sit here and wait for the inevitable I begin to question the meaning of life and what purpose I could have on this Earth.

 

[Atty]

My bets are on morning coffee +15 minutes before you see those beans again. Another +20 for your neighbors death.

 

[Squisher]

I just made this Mexican Bean Salad and it turned out great. Will make again +++

 

[Sluggo]

That way it vents right into the front door of the guy that lives behind me. Serves him right for keeping me awake at night while he fucks his fat gf

Schneiderguy gonna get invited to his first MMF threesome.

 

[schneiderguy]

Schneiderguy gonna get invited to his first MMF threesome.

Groce, they're both morbidly obese D:

 

[foghorn67]

 

[LTC8K6]

Musical, not magical....

 

[schneiderguy]

Musical, not magical....

No, it's magical

 

[dud]

Schneider ... you need to get yourself a girlfriend and get off the Internet.

 

[ichy]

Canned beans have a lot of sodium

 

[waggy]

No, it's magical

yeah

we sing it as

Beans, beans the musical fruit!
the more you eat the more you toot!
the more you toot the better you feel!
so eat beans at every meal!


...we would sing that every time we had them. drove my mom nuts

 

[alien42]

a fart is an explosion
that gives the belly ease
ruffles up the blankets
and suffocates the fleas

 

[Ancalagon44]

Be sure to light the resultant gas. You get extra points if you burn your own scrotum in the process.

 

[OverVolt]

I eat a can of kidney beans on like a regular basis just cause im hungry. They tend to fix your insides not hurt them.

 

[schneiderguy]

Schneider ... you need to get yourself a girlfriend and get off the Internet.

I can't get one of those until I can poop normally again!

I just pooped a little bit not as big as I was expecting. I've got my circuits lab in an hour and I'm probably gonna have to tell my hot (9/10 srs) lab partner that I have to go poop and that she'll have to work on it herself for a couple of minutes! D: