be careful with that gorilla glue

[Svnla]

He is a loan shark, I am sure you can work out something with him.

I did watch Shark Week and I ain't get in the water with them sharks.

 

[pcgeek11]

I'm sure there are multiple warnings on the bottle mentioning NOT to breathe in the fumes and this dip-shit supposedly sprayed her hair with it?, I'd be shocked if any jury actually made gorilla glue pay her a single cent. What's next?, lawsuits from people using thermometers 1st anally and then orally?.

Hey it's hard to tell the difference, when the only thing different is the taste.

 

[highland145]

$16K? Seriously?

Well, that's it. Here it goes for my scheme.

Folks, Highland looked at me the wrong way. I feel unsafe and I would like to have $20K (let start thing slow first then I will continue with the hot stove and cold water and on and on)

He is a loan shark, I am sure you can work out something with him.

Sv can I, at least, feel you up 1st?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Honestly at this point I'm kinda legit curious how this turns out. Not that I plan to try new hair products any time soon.

 

[Torn Mind]

Acetone.

 

[Svnla]

Honestly at this point I'm kinda legit curious how this turns out. Not that I plan to try new hair products any time soon.

She did go to the hospital and it did not work very well.

'Gorilla Glue Girl' who accidentally stuck her hair to her head ends up in hospital - CNN

So she cut them hair off, the ponytail and such.

Woman Who Put Gorilla Glue in Hair Finally Able to Cut Off Ponytail (tmz.com)

 

[PingSpike]

Give her credit, she only asked for $1,500 on her go fund me page. It is not her fault that more people have donated and it is now up to $16K

Link

Man, I lost all my hair. Didn't get shit. Her's might even grow back too.

 

[BoomerD]

She did go to the hospital and it did not work very well.

'Gorilla Glue Girl' who accidentally stuck her hair to her head ends up in hospital - CNN

So she cut them hair off, the ponytail and such.

Woman Who Put Gorilla Glue in Hair Finally Able to Cut Off Ponytail (tmz.com)

Stupidity SHOULD hurt...

 

[pcgeek11]

As the article stated this is going to stick with her the rest of her life.

LOL Stick with her!

 

[highland145]

As the article stated this is going to stick with her the rest of her life.

LOL Stick with her!

Maybe it"ll attract them eyelashes.

 

[KeithP]

It is hard to believe anyone is that stupid.

I am guessing she knew exactly what she was doing and is now getting all the attention she planned on.

-KeithP

 

[BoomerD]

I am guessing she knew exactly what she was doing and is now getting all the attention she planned on.

-KeithP

Seems that way. Big "go fund me" account, free trip to L.A. to get it worked on...lots of "15 minute" fame and tik-tok hits...

 

[pcgeek11]

I'm still hoping for hair follicle death and a bald head. LOL

 

[GrumpyMan]

Sustained a rip in my underwear the other day, so to avoid embarrassment Gorilla glued my balls to my perineum, now what?

 

[Svnla]

Sustained a rip in my underwear the other day, so to avoid embarrassment Gorilla glued my balls to my perineum, now what?

Proclaim yourself as "Balls of Steel". Profit?

 

[lxskllr]

Just give 'em a good yank. They'll break free.

 

[Svnla]

Just give 'em a good yank. They'll break free.

Remind me of the movie "Connan the Destroyer"...the ice castle with the bad guy..broken into pieces.

Awesome intro music/theme

 

[FelixDeCat]

From what I've gathered, she is a 40 year old teacher. You would think she would know better.

 

[FelixDeCat]

It is also reported she now has 600,000 followers. I hope others dont do what she did in hopes of garnering temporary internet fame.

Yes, 600k followers can easily be monetized. Im sure Gorilla Glue has received millions in free exposure over this.

 

[zinfamous]

I'm still hoping for hair follicle death and a bald head. LOL

why? I guess this reminds me how must of you chumps around here remain completely ignorant of the myriad issues that are very unique to the hair of black women. I do feel bad for her, even though this was obviously pretty stupid, but you dummies clearly have no fucking clue how serious this is for her--this is actually a big freaking deal. There is a reason so much of that budget gets spent on hair throughout their lifetimes. ...and no matter what happens (glue or not), they will be judged for how it looks. (looks at entire thread to prove this point)

Anyway, if that sorta thing happens, it may not mean as much in the end, because like the majority of black women, it's going to mostly be weave or wig. Doesn't mean it won't effect her emotionally, but it won't be anything that anyone notices in public.

 

[zinfamous]

It is also reported she now has 600,000 followers. I hope others dont do what she did in hopes of garnering temporary internet fame.

Yes, 600k followers can easily be monetized. Im sure Gorilla Glue has received millions in free exposure over this.

Would be pretty awesome if Gorilla Glue turns around and hires her as a spokesperson, lol.

Too bad there wasn't time to exploit this for a Superbowl ad. ....and it's way too soon for the next one (no one will remember)

 

[Svnla]

Well, she finally went to a doctor and the glue is gone and now she is resting and her GoFundMe is over $20K.

Gorilla Glue Woman Has Surgery to Remove Hair | PEOPLE.com

In other news, don't be like this guy.

Gorilla Glue challenge sends Louisiana man Len Martin to ER (nypost.com)

And these are grown individuals?

.

 

[Muse]

That's kind of heartbreaking, actually.

 

[Svnla]

She could win if she sues the company...even if she was responsible for 95% of her own action.

Personal injury lawyers share whether or not 'Gorilla Glue Girl' Tessica Brown has a case in court (msn.com)

 

[pcgeek11]

why? I guess this reminds me how must of you chumps around here remain completely ignorant of the myriad issues that are very unique to the hair of black women. I do feel bad for her, even though this was obviously pretty stupid, but you dummies clearly have no fucking clue how serious this is for her--this is actually a big freaking deal. There is a reason so much of that budget gets spent on hair throughout their lifetimes. ...and no matter what happens (glue or not), they will be judged for how it looks. (looks at entire thread to prove this point)

Anyway, if that sorta thing happens, it may not mean as much in the end, because like the majority of black women, it's going to mostly be weave or wig. Doesn't mean it won't effect her emotionally, but it won't be anything that anyone notices in public.

You are correct. I admit that I am completely ignorant of the myriad issues that are very unique to the hair of black women.

But for cripes sake why in the fudge would anyone in their right mind spray Gorilla F**kin glue on it.

I guess she will be able to spend her gofundme money on weaves and hair pieces...

I wonder how much Sh!thead is going to get for his lip glued to a Solo Cup.

I didn't think her stupidity could be topped but old dumb@ss had to glue his lip to a cup.




Next I'll get a lecture from Zin about how I don't understand the myriad issues people have with their lips and gluing them to a Solo Cup.