Be careful who you yell at!

[Namuna]

So it's getting past 6pm, well passed time to leave work. I say 'Let's go' to my coworker buddy and he says 'Let me go to the bathroom real quick first'. No problem so I get my stuff together to leave.

A few minutes passes and I don't see the guy, so I figure nature is calling me a little bit so I'll stop in to see the hold-up. I get in the bathroom and I can tell there's just him in the last stall and I hear some papers ruffling (Great, this friggin guy's readin the paper so he'll be awhile). So as I'm about to head out to go back in the office to wait for him, I bitch a little 'Hey man! You couldn't wait a little while to take care of business at home, now I gotta wait!?' No response.

Whatever! So I come out of the bathroom and as I'm heading back to the office, there he is!...I just bitched at the wrong person in the bathroom!

 

[Spoooon]

My roommate and I both work at the same place. As a joke on my coworkers, I'll turn the bathroom lights off if I see one of them go into a stall. I thought my roommate was in there doing number 2, so I turned off the lights. As I headed back to my work area from the bathroom, I saw my roommate waiting for me. Oops, I turned the lights off on an innocent bystander!

 

[Pepsi90919]

so who was it?

 

[Namuna]

Who was it??? You actually think I'm gonna go back in there and find out?

Don't think so!

 

[Aquaman]

When I was in first year college my friend Gilbert & I went to the washroom before our next class. He thought that our friend Peter was in one of the stalls and at the time Miami Vice was a popular show so........

He kicks in the door and yells 'You f@ckin Peter' only to find it was our prof for the next class.

We took off like stink and lucky he did not see us because Gilbert must have scared the crap out of him and he must have jumped because when he came to class it looked like he wet his pants

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Spoooon]

Aquaman, you reminded me of another bathroom story. My family and I were on a trip to Disney World. We drove the whole way from Texas. While on the trip, my brother and I had to go to the bathroom. We were young and couldn't really "hold it" for a long time. So we pull over to a K-Mart that was near. We go to the bathroom. I thought I would show off for my brother and kick the stall door in. I did. And hit a guy on the head. We ran away and didn't have to go to the bathroom for a while after that.

 

[sharkeeper]

I was always told to be careful of whose toes you step on today. They could be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow! :Q

Cheers!

 

[sharkeeper]

Double click button works on post? Ouch!

Cheers!

 

[Ranger X]

ROFL @ Namura.

He probably ignored you and thought you were talking to someone else in the restroom. No big deal, unless he recognized your voice. It would have been hilarious if that was your boss.

 

[Namuna]

RangerX,

It's a small office, I'm SURE whoever was in there recognized my voice.

But as far as my boss is concerned (I kid with him all the time), I would've tossed wet toilet paper balls over the stall at him!

 

[Croton]

heheheh.

a few months ago, me and my friends were in santa barbara. we were near the beach, and one of our friends (nick) had to go to the bathroom.

well, nick was done very quickly, and he had to run off somewhere - so he takes off. meanwhile, another one of our friends, ricardo, comes up to us (after nick had left). we were just chillin near the bathroom, and we told ricardo to go in the bathroom and tell nick to hurry up.

so ricardo goes in the bathroom and cusses up a storm! he says, "nick hurry the F*ck up", "damn sh!thead it stinks in here!" and all this other stuff...

and we are laughing our asses off because it's some random guy in there that we don't konw that ricardo is cussing at...

so ricardo comes out and tells us that nick is still in there.....

and then this HUGE guy comes out of the bathroom all pissed and ready to beat someone up because he just got cussed at....

....i never knew ricardo could run so fast..

hahahahaha

 

[nateholtrop]

LOL at croton..haha

This one time at bandcamp....nah!

nate

 

[prodigy]

Hilarious, Aquaman.