Be careful when you let strangers borrow your phone.

TallBill

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2 Guys came into white castle at like 3:15 am when i was gettin an after bar snack, and asked to borrow my phone. I said sure, why not. Then i found out that they were from Chicago, and they just posted bail to get out of jail on assault and battery, and we're using my phone to call Fat Cat to score some weed. LOL, they gave me 5 dollars though. :) Free white castle.
 

iwearnosox

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Press redial and tell fat cat now that you're out of jail you're coming over to pop a cap in his ass. Then eat your cheerios with a a grin on your face as you read the obituaries in the next mornings paper.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Sifl
Press redial and tell fat cat now that you're out of jail you're coming over to pop a cap in his ass. Then eat your cheerios with a a grin on your face as you read the obituaries in the next mornings paper.

HA!
 

iwearnosox

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Ok then press redial and tell him that those two guys are being followed by some undercover cops, and that they just chased after you. Sound winded when you do it.
 

TheBoyBlunder

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Originally posted by: Sifl
Ok then press redial and tell him that those two guys are being followed by some undercover cops, and that they just chased after you. Sound winded when you do it.

:D