Be careful what you throw away. (IDIOT!!!)

Brutuskend

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We have a dumpster out behind the shop that has a BIG SIGN in LARGE red and white letters reading "CARDBOARD ONLY" on it's side.

So today someone comes in looking for a cardboard box to mail a weird sized bike part in and being the nice guy I am I told him I'd check our cardboard bin and see if we had anything he could use.

Well I get out there and some citizen has bumped three large garbage bags and a box full of trash in there on top of all the cardboard, meaning I have to haul the bags out just to get to the cardboard, which I do. :|

This also means that the cardboard people will not pick up the cardboard with bags of trash piled on top and that something has to be done with said trash. After climbing half into the dumpster to remove the trash I decide the person who OWNS the trash should have the privilege of hauling the trash elsewhere (Shades of Alice's Restaurant). So I figure I'll delve into one of the bags and see what I can come up with! ;)

In less than minutes I have Name, address, phone number (Common enough stuff so far)
Child's name and where the child is during the day (Invoice from child care center)
Checking account number (from both a check I found and a bank statement)
Credit info. (letter from a collection agency and rejection letter from Visa for a platinum card with reason why they were turned down)
Where she grew up and went to school, and complete work history including where she works now (resume)
The fact that she dropped out her Senior year because she was knocked up (resume again and figuring out how the dates added up.)
ADDED BONUS!! A perfect copy of her signature! (From a check she filled out, then tore up)
EXTRA ADDED BONUS!! A BLANK CHECK from her current account!


This was ALL found in less than five minutes. During that time I also found a envelope from a letter from DMV so with a little more digging I bet I could have gotten her drivers license number and or info on her car etc...

She is REAL lucky I'm a honest guy!!

When I called her about the trash I told her about finding her sig. and the blank check and told her to be CAREFUL what she threw away (AND WHERE SHE THREW IT) and asked her to please come take the trash to a TRASH RECEPTACLE!

When I left work, it was still there.
If it's not gone in the morning, I think I'll deposit it on her front yard after work. ;)
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Use the damned check for a small amount. That'll teach her to toss trash on others' properties. ;)
 

EvilYoda

Lifer
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lol...that's amazing. I would dump the garbage at her place, but in an obvious area, put all the pieces that contain her valuable information...so that other people, if they so chose, could make use of it ;) :D
 

LSUfan

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
We have a dumpster out behind the shop that has a BIG SIGN in LARGE red and white letters reading "CARDBOARD ONLY" on it's side.

So today someone comes in looking for a cardboard box to mail a weird sized bike part in and being the nice guy I am I told him I'd check our cardboard bin and see if we had anything he could use.

Well I get out there and some citizen has bumped three large garbage bags and a box full of trash in there on top of all the cardboard, meaning I have to haul the bags out just to get to the cardboard, which I do. :|

This also means that the cardboard people will not pick up the cardboard with bags of trash piled on top and that something has to be done with said trash. After climbing half into the dumpster to remove the trash I decide the person who OWNS the trash should have the privilege of hauling the trash elsewhere (Shades of Alice's Restaurant). So I figure I'll delve into one of the bags and see what I can come up with! ;)

In less than minutes I have Name, address, phone number (Common enough stuff so far)
Child's name and where the child is during the day (Invoice from child care center)
Checking account number (from both a check I found and a bank statement)
Credit info. (letter from a collection agency and rejection letter from Visa for a platinum card with reason why they were turned down)
Where she grew up and went to school, and complete work history including where she works now (resume)
The fact that she dropped out her Senior year because she was knocked up (resume again and figuring out how the dates added up.)
ADDED BONUS!! A perfect copy of her signature! (From a check she filled out, then tore up)
EXTRA ADDED BONUS!! A BLANK CHECK from her current account!


This was ALL found in less than five minutes. During that time I also found a envelope from a letter from DMV so with a little more digging I bet I could have gotten her drivers license number and or info on her car etc...

She is REAL lucky I'm a honest guy!!

When I called her about the trash I told her about finding her sig. and the blank check and told her to be CAREFUL what she threw away (AND WHERE SHE THREW IT) and asked her to please come take the trash to a TRASH RECEPTACLE!

When I left work, it was still there.
If it's not gone in the morning, I think I'll deposit it on her front yard after work. ;)

Note to self: Buy personal shredder!
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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wow what a amazingly stupid person.

don't use the check (duh you knew that) but yeah dump her garbage on her lawn.
 

Brutuskend

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BTW: I stopped once I found a working phone number (resume) no telling what else I could have found if I kept looking.

This all came out of about 1/3 of ONE BAG!
 

tweakmm

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When I was younger I threw away the rare piece fo the Taco Bell Batman and Robin Collect and Win game. I could have won $20,000 had I kept it:(:(:(:(
oh well:beer:
 

GalvanizedYankee

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Oct 27, 2003
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Originally posted by: rh71
Good stuff.

I treasure my shredder.

Treasure mine too! I had an employer that was loosing truck repair accounts
because he didn't shread. I told him it might be a good idea, next day he had one..

If she doesn't come get it, drop a dime on her.....;)
 

Alex

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Oct 26, 1999
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congrats! nice finds while you rumaged around inside other peoples garbage...
 

Alchemist99

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You are way to nice, I would have definitely not called her and just dumped it all on her lawn. Or maybe called the cops and filed a complaint, I believe illegal dumping is pretty serious ticket. although I wouldn't take advantage of her obvious stupidity by using her personal info, boy she must be clueless.
 

brxndxn

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I enjoy ripping up papers that I throw away. Then, I make sure old food is mixed in with them so that if someone decides to look through it, at least they will stink. In fact, I make sure every bag has a minimal amount of used q-tips, tissues, old food, band-aids.. and if they don't have a minimal amount of those, I throw in a used condom or two.
 

PoPPeR

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Oct 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: brxndxn
I enjoy ripping up papers that I throw away. Then, I make sure old food is mixed in with them so that if someone decides to look through it, at least they will stink. In fact, I make sure every bag has a minimal amount of used q-tips, tissues, old food, band-aids.. and if they don't have a minimal amount of those, I throw in a used condom or two.
"i need to get laid tonight"

"Why?"

"Because i'm taking out the trash tomorrow."
 

Brutuskend

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Apr 2, 2001
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I enjoy ripping up papers that I throw away. Then, I make sure old food is mixed in with them so that if someone decides to look through it, at least they will stink. In fact, I make sure every bag has a minimal amount of used q-tips, tissues, old food, band-aids.. and if they don't have a minimal amount of those, I throw in a used condom or two.



Thank god it wasn't YOUR trash!

This was some of the nicer trash I've seen if there is such a thing as NICE trash. It was mostly paper and Xmas left overs. I even scored a new MOJO (some Disney figure that looked like it was a PlayDoh dispenser. Shove PlayDoh up it's butt and it comes out it's mouth! COOL!! ;) ) Looks like some sorta dog with glass's on.