Be afraid: Women or gay men could be behind the wheel of any car

DangerAardvark

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So what you're saying is all hairdressers, fashion designers and interior decorators are bad drivers?
 

ManBearPig

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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
So what you're saying is all hairdressers, fashion designers and interior decorators are bad drivers?

Sounds like it lol.
 

nageov3t

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I think I'm an ok driver... 5 years on the road, one accident (that was only tangentially my fault), and 0 tickets (not counting parking tickets, which I used to get 3-4/month, when I lived/worked in the city)
 

mugs

Lifer
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Originally posted by: loki8481
I think I'm an ok driver... 5 years on the road, one accident (that was only tangentially my fault), and 0 tickets (not counting parking tickets, which I used to get 3-4/month, when I lived/worked in the city)

'splain how.

FWIW... heterosexual male, 9 years driving, 3 moving violations, 0 accidents. Been in the car during two accidents while a female was driving.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: loki8481
I think I'm an ok driver... 5 years on the road, one accident (that was only tangentially my fault), and 0 tickets (not counting parking tickets, which I used to get 3-4/month, when I lived/worked in the city)

'splain how.

FWIW... heterosexual male, 9 years driving, 3 moving violations, 0 accidents. Been in the car during two accidents while a female was driving.

You're gay too...your driving record proves it.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: loki8481
I think I'm an ok driver... 5 years on the road, one accident (that was only tangentially my fault), and 0 tickets (not counting parking tickets, which I used to get 3-4/month, when I lived/worked in the city)

Dude, you are Ricky Martin gay.
 

Tiamat

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lol, the linked test wasnt even for driving. "In one, volunteers had to swim through an underwater maze to find a hidden platform, while the second involved exploring radial arms projecting from a central junction to receive 'rewards' ."

Awesome how ATOT has changed the topic to accusations of gayness :laugh:
 

nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: loki8481
I think I'm an ok driver... 5 years on the road, one accident (that was only tangentially my fault), and 0 tickets (not counting parking tickets, which I used to get 3-4/month, when I lived/worked in the city)

'splain how.

FWIW... heterosexual male, 9 years driving, 3 moving violations, 0 accidents. Been in the car during two accidents while a female was driving.

so, I'm at a stop sign, trying to go straight. but it's a blind intersection and I can't see any oncoming cars, so I've got inch out to try and see the road. and I'm inching out, inching out, and eventually it's like I'm occupying like 50% of the lane closest to me and there's an oncoming car. I couldn't back up because there was a car riding my ass behind me, so I gunned it, under the assumption that he was going within 5-10 of the speed limit.

my assumption was wrong... he was going like double the speed limit and clipped my car in the middle of the intersection (I was like 90% through the lane... he clipped the rear of my car, destroyed my rear axle, and plowed my car a good 15').
 

Mikey

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Originally posted by: ranmaniac
So Asian women and Asian gay men are the worst drivers?

Apparently all Asian men are gay then.

I'm half Filipino, am I bi?

Nope, you're gay...definitely gay. And a bad driver. :laugh:

He likes to think positive. Half straight rather than half gay. :laugh:
 

Ryan

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As a car enthusiast that's also a homo, I take offense to that! :p
 

K1052

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From personal experience it is always women who drive the worst in this particular city (Chicago).

The gays hereabouts are pretty good drivers.....except maybe for Platypus. :p
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Tiamat
lol, the linked test wasnt even for driving. "In one, volunteers had to swim through an underwater maze to find a hidden platform, while the second involved exploring radial arms projecting from a central junction to receive 'rewards' ."

Awesome how ATOT has changed the topic to accusations of gayness :laugh:

Anyone as perceptive as you must be gay. :laugh: