Be a negotiator, return an iron

[Sacotool]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php3?id=4364

 

[yakko]

hahahahaha!!!!
I love Newgrounds.

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

<< Listen to me, you jam-faced little tart! >>

 

[office boy]

Did anyone actually get the iron returned?
Or am I alot worse with people then I though

 

[Sacotool]

no, I couldn't get the damn iron returned either I'll figure it out eventually. the sales clerk is hot!

 

[ltk007]

I can't win!!!!

 

[Sacotool]

If you're stuck just remember:

1.Be nice
2.Act dependant
3.Don't go over her head!

(I finally returned the iron)

 

[ltk007]

I won, all 4 of them in fact. Not too hard once you get the one with the vagrant.

 

[Sacotool]

Hey Evan, what was the trick to the Busty Barfly episode? That's the only one I can't beat......

 

[ltk007]

Sing and dance baby, sing and dance. Its her birthday, humor her or she'll shoot you

 

[Sacotool]

I told her I couldn't dance and she ended up shooting me

 

[chipbgt]

I'm so good, Lola came back to my place for a little &quot;hide the cucumber.&quot;

 

[Lord Evermore]

So how do you deal with a vagrant that won't let you pass without killing you, no matter what you say or do?

 

[chipbgt]

pack heat yourself...


you can get by...be sympathetic as well as firm near the end...

 

[ltk007]

The first time I gave him $60 and he asked for $200 more!!! That rat bastard!

 

[Lord Evermore]

Okay...I got through the iron and got it returned. But that seems so bogus to me. You have to lie (saying it was like that when you got it) you have to blame the people in the stock room and call other employees vandalizing idiots, call your mother lazy and pretty much do all kinds of stupid stuff.

If you admit that YOU spilled the coffee on it (or rather the cat) you get congratulated for being honest. Obviously that's not the thing they're trying to teach you.

What the hell kind of 'negotiating' are they trying to teach? Lying and cheating to get what you want just because after it's over there's no chance of any consequences?

 

[Lord Evermore]

Once you give the vandal any money, he'll just keep asking for more until you say no, then he kills you. I tried being sympathetic and firm, and got killed every time.

 

[Lord Evermore]

Okay the vandal game is REALLY stupid. The entire time of the game he's insisting he needs 200 dollars, no matter what you say he needs 200 dollars and there's a whole spiel about it. Any time you say anything like you're not going to give him the money or that you think he should do something on his own to get a job besides begging for money, he kills you. But you offer to buy him coffee and a donut and he acts hurt by the suggestion, then when you go ahead and do it, you expect him to get pissed and kill you, but instead he blesses you and kisses you for your kindness.

I think after all the time spent 'negotiating' for 200 dollars, he wouldn't actually be happy that you bought him a donut. Considering you go to the ATM and take out 20 bucks to buy it for him (the only reason [which I can think of] for that being that you don't want him to know you have any money on you), I think he'd kill you for the 20 dollars.

 

[Pretender]

&quot;There is no truth, as$hole!&quot;

 

[Pretender]

I got rid of the vandal on my first try....asked him a bunch of questions about his plans, then went to the atm and tossed him $40.

 

[Pretender]

Oh my god...the police one is so damn easy (and stereotypical).

 

[office boy]

Really I can't get the cop one... But ther vandel was no problem got that on the first try.

OMG I got it, but where do they get these?
Are they trying to teach us that lying is the only way we can get things to go our way?
A fricken special agent? please!

 

[Pretender]

Crying your way out of the police officer is the only solution I found. Is it just me or do these games teach some bad lessons?

 

[Lord Evermore]

Notice that the link to 'learn more about negotiation' goes to some sort of training courses in how to negotiate in various situations. Kinda scary that THEY will be showing people how to deal with life situations.