BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II

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preslove

preslove

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Hitler wins!

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

?Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work?including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule?our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking.?

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated ?The US only had two major victories? Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren?t influenced by head-to-head contests?they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event.?

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said ?Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks.? Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn ?style points? to enhance Germany ?s rankings. Hitler protested ?Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces.?

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented ? France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2.?

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
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People bitch too much about the BCS. They did the same shit before the BCS, it was just the AP and coaches that voted on champion.

Which arbitrary group would you like to pick your winner for you? I'll go with whichever method shuts the whiners the fuck up.
 
preslove

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Originally posted by: ja1484

People bitch too much about the BCS. They did the same shit before the BCS, it was just the AP and coaches that voted on champion.

Which arbitrary group would you like to pick your winner for you? I'll go with whichever method shuts the whiners the fuck up.
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Most of us "whiners" want a playoff tournament, just like division IIA, and every single other fucking sport has. The only reason it hasn't happened yet is because of greedy conferences, incumbent bowls, and shitty teams with "tradition."
 
Gibsons

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And where's Canada in this poll huh? The mid-majors never get any respect!
 
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Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: judasmachine
lol. go longhorns!
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longhorns = germany in this context?
hmm. strange

:D
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no longhorns = america since longhorns beat oklahoma but are left out.

oklahoma = germany and penn state is the best.
 
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SirStev0

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Originally posted by: Summit
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: judasmachine
lol. go longhorns!
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longhorns = germany in this context?
hmm. strange

:D
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no longhorns = america since longhorns beat oklahoma but are left out.

oklahoma = germany and penn state is the best.
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Penn State WOOOOOOOOO!
 
lupi

lupi

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Originally posted by: ja1484

People bitch too much about the BCS. They did the same shit before the BCS, it was just the AP and coaches that voted on champion.

Which arbitrary group would you like to pick your winner for you?
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At least you know how to answer your own question.
 
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