Bauer vs. Bourne???

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scrawnypaleguy

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Dude, did you guys see Bauer break some guy's neck while running along a wall with him in a headlock? All Bourne can do is use a rolled-up magazine. Bauer FTW.

*but in the end Bond just drives away in an Astin Martin with both of their women riding shotgun*
 

Balt

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I like 24 more than I like the Bourne movies, but Bourne seems the more deadly of the two.
 

latino666

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Originally posted by: Motek
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Originally posted by: Motek
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
This poll would be way cooler if it had other movie heroes like Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and The Terminator in it. :)

Well Terminator would pwn, he's a frickin robot!

Terminator's track record isn't too strong. At the end of the day, he's dead 3 times out of 3.

That's true, also pretty sad.
But he would pwn these guys still.
Plus 2 out of 3 times he dies on purpose.

I'll give it to Darth Vader. He can choke all the humans with the Force. As for the Terminator he could just use his light saber.

On the original topic Bourne>Bauer
 

ultimatebob

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Originally posted by: latino666
Originally posted by: Motek
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Originally posted by: Motek
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
This poll would be way cooler if it had other movie heroes like Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and The Terminator in it. :)

Well Terminator would pwn, he's a frickin robot!

Terminator's track record isn't too strong. At the end of the day, he's dead 3 times out of 3.

That's true, also pretty sad.
But he would pwn these guys still.
Plus 2 out of 3 times he dies on purpose.

I'll give it to Darth Vader. He can choke all the humans with the Force. As for the Terminator he could just use his light saber.

On the original topic Bourne>Bauer

Indiana Jones vs Darth Vader would be pretty interesting. I'd be rooting for Indiana to disarm Vader's Light Saber with his bullwhip, and then back him into the rapidly spinning propeller blade of a Nazi bomber (A la Raiders of the Lost Ark)
 

Motek

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Then again, Superman would just blow them all up :)
Unless someone possesses the kryptonite.
 

dxkj

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Originally posted by: Motek
Then again, Superman would just blow them all up :)
Unless someone possesses the kryptonite.

What do you think lightsabres are made of
 

dainthomas

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Originally posted by: latino666
Originally posted by: Motek
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Originally posted by: Motek
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
This poll would be way cooler if it had other movie heroes like Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and The Terminator in it. :)

Well Terminator would pwn, he's a frickin robot!

Terminator's track record isn't too strong. At the end of the day, he's dead 3 times out of 3.

That's true, also pretty sad.
But he would pwn these guys still.
Plus 2 out of 3 times he dies on purpose.

I'll give it to Darth Vader. He can choke all the humans with the Force. As for the Terminator he could just use his light saber.

On the original topic Bourne>Bauer

Except the lightsaber wouldn't work on the T-1000.

 

R Nilla

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how many of these "Bourne vs." threads are there going to be?

how about:

Bourne vs. Gun
Bourne vs. Canon
Bourne vs. Semi
Bourne vs. Atom Bomb
Bourne vs. Bourne
Bourne vs. Death
 

secretanchitman

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bourne FTW.

the bourne movies are some of the best movies ive seen. the soundtrack is pretty damn awesome as well.
 

shabby

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Originally posted by: K1052
If armed then Bauer>Bourne.
If unarmed then Bauer<Bourne.

I would have to agree, maaaaaaaaaaaatt damon is deadly when in close range.
 

Beller0ph1

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Everyone who voted for Bourne or Bond will not live to see tomorrow. Jack Bauer will hunt you down and kill you in your sleep.