Bauer vs. Bourne???

[dr150]

Discuss....

 

[TheoPetro]

Bauer is a b!tch

 

[ultimatebob]

Hmm, a parody thread already? The mods will not be amused.

Oh, and Jack Bauer FTW

 

[Nerva]

bourne.

 

[Jawo]

Jack Bauer will kill everyone's arse, including Jason Bourne!

 

[K1052]

If armed then Bauer>Bourne.
If unarmed then Bauer<Bourne.

 

[theNEOone]

as much of a badass as bauer is, i think this clearly goes to bourne.


=|

 

[ultimatebob]

Bourne wouldn't stand a chance. Chloe would hack Bourne's cell phone, and tell Jack Bauer where he's located. Jack would then shoot out the tires of Bourne's car with his pistol from a 100 yards away, causing his car to flip over, roll off a cliff, and land with a spectacular explosion. Jack wouldn't bother celebrating his kill, though, because he just doesn't have the time

Bond, on the other hand, would blind Bourne with his laser pen and throw him into a shark tank. While Bourne was being eaten alive, Bond would order a Martini at the club next door and hit on the cute bartenders.

 

[RapidSnail]

Maaaatt Daaaamuhn

ARRRRG

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Bourne wouldn't stand a chance. Chloe would hack Bourne's cell phone, and tell Jack Bauer where he's located. Jack would then shoot out the tires of Bourne's car with his pistol from a 100 yards away, causing his car to flip over, roll off a cliff, and land with a spectacular explosion. Jack wouldn't bother celebrating his kill, though, because he just doesn't have the time

This is 1v1...

 

[GoingUp]

Bourne could waste Bauer while drunk with one hand behind his back.

 

[ockky]

Anikin!

 

[ultimatebob]

This poll would be way cooler if it had other movie heroes like Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and The Terminator in it.

 

[ElFenix]

ethan hunt would own both.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
This poll would be way cooler if it had other movie heroes like Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and The Terminator in it.

Sauron (with ring) would pwn all of them.

 

[jpeyton]

Bauer does more in a day than Bourne does in a week.

 

[Kev]

Bourne went up against the CIA and kicked their asses. Bauer needs CTU behind him to be effective. That is, until next season when he murders China. It's a tough call but I vote Bourne.

 

[Jeeebus]

Bauer would near-capture/kill Bourne 4-5 times over the course of a 24 hour period, only to have Bourne escape through an improvised ninja turtle constructed sewer tunnel.

 

[Motek]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
This poll would be way cooler if it had other movie heroes like Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and The Terminator in it.

Well Terminator would pwn, he's a frickin robot!

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: Motek

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
This poll would be way cooler if it had other movie heroes like Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and The Terminator in it.

Well Terminator would pwn, he's a frickin robot!

Terminator's track record isn't too strong. At the end of the day, he's dead 3 times out of 3.

 

[NatePo717]

As much of a bad ass as Bauer is, Bourne has been designed to do nothing but kill. So I would have to pick Bourne over Bauer.

 

[Motek]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: Motek

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
This poll would be way cooler if it had other movie heroes like Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and The Terminator in it.

Well Terminator would pwn, he's a frickin robot!

Terminator's track record isn't too strong. At the end of the day, he's dead 3 times out of 3.

That's true, also pretty sad.
But he would pwn these guys still.
Plus 2 out of 3 times he dies on purpose.

 

[Rangoric]

Bourne.

Book or Movie Version, doesn't matter.

Book Bourne would never get caught by Bauer, ever. And if he had to go after Bauer, thats all she wrote. He actually was more dangerous if you tipped him over the edge, like kidnapping his wife, or just threatening her.

Movie Bourne while a bit more violent and less invisible, making him a bit more likely to actually go after Bauer directly.

What makes it interesting is that one or the other would have to be tricked into going after the other

 

[ockky]

ANIKIN!!! RAWR!!!!

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
This poll would be way cooler if it had other movie heroes like Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and The Terminator in it.

Sauron (with ring) would pwn all of them.

Bah... I could think of a few movie heroes who could 0wn Sauron.

Personally, I'd choose Moses (The Charlton Heston version!) from The Ten Commandments. Sauron would be dumb enough to chase him across the Red Sea, and then Heston would simply wave his staff and drown his sorry ass with a wall of water. Maybe he'll even throw in a plague of locusts on Mordor just for kicks. Now THAT is some good old school pwnage.