Bauer vs. Bond vs. Bourne

Zebo

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Pfft... OLD BOND, 110 year old Sean Bond could today kick these guys ass and get more ladies and thier like 30.
 

NightTrain

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Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: NightTrain
Which Bond?


I guess I was just going for the Bond character in general. None specifically.


Sean Connery was absolutely brutal in the movies from the 60's but Roger Moore always struck me as a candyass.
 

KeyserSoze

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Originally posted by: Papagayo
You need to add XXX


No way! Screw you! Start your own crappy poll with XXX! :p He blowz chunks, and can't even begin to compare to the likes of Bauer.

And yeah, sorry about the slow link, I was looking for some good JB pictures.

And this is funny, check out my away message on AIM:

VipBadBoy: I'm a straight man, but if Kiefer Sutherland bought me a drink at a bar....I don't know what would happen.

<My sister>: okay, if I was dad, I would be worried. I am starting to question your straighntess


I got issues.




KeyserSoze
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: K1052
Macgyver>Bond>Bourne>Bauer

What the?

I can't believe what I'm reading in this thread!

I weep for ATOT.



KeyserSoze

I know, the truth hurts.

Bauer couldn't think his way out of a paper bag compared to Macgyver.
 

mcvickj

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Hmm...it depends on the situation. All three characters were created with different roles. Bauer will do anything to achieve the main goal. Bourne is all stealth. He is someone you would want to use if you wanted to assassinate a foreign leader but not have any actual involvement with the hit. Bond is a little bit of both.
 

Malladine

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Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: Malladine
Originally posted by: K1052
Macgyver>Bond>Bourne>Bauer
Guyver>Bourne>Bond>Bauer(who the fvck is bauer?)>macgyver


Who the hell is GUYVER?!?!?!?!

And Bauer = Kiefer's character on 24.



KeyserSoze
Dude with an exoskeleton suit on that gives him amazing powahs. My > list stands!
 

SP33Demon

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Bourne because he would rock any of them in hand to hand combat. Sped up action scenes ftw!
 

Feldenak

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I'll go with Bond.

Bourne (the movie version anyway) would give Bond a run for his money though. As for Bauer....never seen the show so I have no idea.
 

NightTrain

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Bond was always right at the point of getting his ass kicked and would set fire to someone or plonk them on the head with a statue. I don't think he would be able to take Bourne hand to hand.