Battlestar Galactica Series Summary?

[trance]

Anyone know of a site that has detailed summaries of each season? I stopped watching after the 2nd season and don't want to watch the remaining season. I tried wikipedia but I can't find a complete plotline summary.

Thanks!

 

[K1052]

Text

 

[AstroManLuca]

http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page

 

[SunnyD]

Season 1: Cylons kick human ass.
Seasons 2-4: Drama
Season 5: Humans find earth.

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
Season 5: Humans find earth.

...twice.

 

[BladeVenom]

Season 3 wasn't worth watching.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: SunnyD
Season 5: Humans find earth.

...twice.

At least the 2nd earth had hot hairy women on it.

 

[speg]

You don't care to watch the rest but you still want to read about it?

 

[Zolty]

Originally posted by: speg
You don't care to watch the rest but you still want to read about it?

I have done this with shows to see if they sound interesting enough to watch.

 

[techs]

Humans created Cylon robots. Robots rebelled. Robots created human form robots. The female human form robots were hot and horny.
Humans flee. Cylons pursue.
Cylons have civil war. Some Cylons join humans.
Humans and Cylons find our Earth 150,000 years ago.
The end.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: techs
Humans created Cylon robots. Robots rebelled. Robots created human form robots. The female human form robots were hot and horny.
Humans flee. Cylons pursue.
Cylons have civil war. Some Cylons join humans.
Humans and Cylons find our Earth 150,000 years ago.
God is responsible for any plot holes.
The end.

fixed

 

[lupi]

and no matter what anyone says, the last 3 minutes of the series didn't really happen.

 

[jonks]

God did it.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: jonks
God did it.

Beaten to it by 2 min 🙁

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: jonks
God did it.

Beaten to it by 2 min 🙁

Beaten to it by 3 min 🙁

 

[SphinxnihpS]

They turned it into Planet of the Apes, and replaced the Apes With robots.

 

[leftyman]

Im glad I missed this.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: leftyman
Im glad I missed this.

Don't be, 99% was fantastic television. So they copped on the ending, whatever. It was a great ride, and 30 minutes of bs doesn't ruin 4 years of brilliance.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: jonks

Originally posted by: leftyman
Im glad I missed this.

Don't be, 99% was fantastic television. So they copped on the ending, whatever. It was a great ride, and 30 minutes of bs doesn't ruin 4 years of brilliance.

I disagree... at least 20-30% of it was painfully bad soap opera/drama/filler crap.

Overall still a great show but there are several episodes that just aren't worth watching at all. "Black Market," "Sacrifice," "Scar," and "The Woman King" all come to mind, among several others. You can skip large portions of the show (mostly from late season 2, season 3, and a few from early in season 4) and watch only the episodes that advance the plot and get at least as much enjoyment out of it, if not significantly more.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: SunnyD
Season 5: Humans find earth.

...twice.

... and all die out in a few years of starvation/disease/predation because they thought it'd be a great idea for a culture of highly specialized professionals to become hunter-gatherers instead. I guess Baltar knows how to farm.

(Not bashing the ending, I actually really liked the finale until the "150,000 years later, Ron Moore reads National Geographic" scene, but I do think that their survival rates would have been pretty low given the situation)

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: SunnyD
Season 5: Humans find earth.

...twice.

... and all die out in a few years of starvation/disease/predation because they thought it'd be a great idea for a culture of highly specialized professionals to become hunter-gatherers instead. I guess Baltar knows how to farm.

(Not bashing the ending, I actually really liked the finale until the "150,000 years later, Ron Moore reads National Geographic" scene, but I do think that their survival rates would have been pretty low given the situation)

Aaaaaaaaa no shit! This bugged me to no end as well. The only way the colonists wouldn't have had a substantial impact on the evolution of humanity as we know it would be if they all died.

 

[0roo0roo]

god did it

 

[lupi]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: SunnyD
Season 5: Humans find earth.

...twice.

... and all die out in a few years of starvation/disease/predation because they thought it'd be a great idea for a culture of highly specialized professionals to become hunter-gatherers instead. I guess Baltar knows how to farm.

(Not bashing the ending, I actually really liked the finale until the "150,000 years later, Ron Moore reads National Geographic" scene, but I do think that their survival rates would have been pretty low given the situation)

what is this 1500000 year thing you speak of?

 

[spacelord]

Cyclons destroy Caprica.. boring drama.. bad acting.. then it ended.
Thank goodness for fast forward.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Originally posted by: lupi

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: SunnyD
Season 5: Humans find earth.

...twice.

... and all die out in a few years of starvation/disease/predation because they thought it'd be a great idea for a culture of highly specialized professionals to become hunter-gatherers instead. I guess Baltar knows how to farm.

(Not bashing the ending, I actually really liked the finale until the "150,000 years later, Ron Moore reads National Geographic" scene, but I do think that their survival rates would have been pretty low given the situation)

what is this 1500000 year thing you speak of?

Series takes place 150,000 years before modern civilization.