Bathroom Splash Factor

[Wangel]

Living with a girlfriend can have its drawbacks. I've been wrongly accused of not keeping the toilet clean. My defense, I believe that it is caused from the 'splash factor' from her sitting there. Men, it's time we unite and let these females know that they dirty the toilet just as much, if not more then us males. I'm searching the Intenet now looking for a splash factor meter. I'll post my test results soon.

 

[Fathom4]

For one, you can't have one of those carpeted covers on the seat. When you pee in the dark, they only delay the amount of time before you realize the cover is down.

However, to keep peace in the family and to be considerate of my (ex)wife and daughters, I have alway raised the seat to do my business, then lowered it again afterward.

 

[oldandquitemad]

Use the shower.

Bigger target, after they figure out what you're doing they don't gripe about the toilet seat quite so much.

 

[Freeze]

lol, oldandquitemad



<< Use the shower. >>

 

[TomC25]

sit down

no mess, and you get to rest

 

[desy]

Hee Hee
I remeber in HS we used to go over to a buddies house to drink all the time but his mom instituted a sit down policy for us if we were drinking. She goes &quot;you drunks buggers can't aim straight &quot;
So we did all respect her wishes and sat.
But at home I leave it up, the wife complains but I say LOOK I do, I have to sit down too you know and I never fall in cause I LOOK.

 

[PCAddict]

Women are as dirty as men sometimes, if not dirtier. I remember seeing the girls dorms when I was in college.

 

[Passions]

Use the shower for #2's also.

 

[Russ]

wanger, in your case it's probably because you're trying to piss through four inches of hand with one inch of dick.

Russ, NCNE

 

[JellyBaby]

Spooky. I just cleaned my throne room today. Imagine that! All things considered it went well. You know it's funny: I used to use rubber gloves because I detested &quot;gettin' drity wit it&quot; but now I don't bother. Too lazy I reckon....that plus I can't find those damn gloves. Prolly too much information, right? Yeah, yeah...

Americans will never achieve an acceptable standard of living until we have self-cleaning crappers in every home.

 

[Croton]

AHAHHAHAHAHA @ Russ' comment.

Why can't the girls leave the seat UP for us?

I think all home bathrooms should have the lids that every public bathroom has -- best of both worlds..

 

[snoogans]

son-of-a-BITCH!

Here I had this new idea for a project and come to find out I'm too damn slow. Mine is somewhat different but the results will roughly be the same.

I'm wondering how to go about finding the best way to piss in a toilet/urinal (sp?) ...minimal noise and minimal slash damage.

You'd think aiming straight into the water would yield negative results. So do you go just above the water line or high above it? Taking the concave shape of the bowl into account as well.

Any helpful thoughts other than, &quot;You have too much time on your hands&quot; because I know this already

 

[JellyBaby]

snoogans, no idea but at my age sniping is not an option. Anybody seen Predator? Remember the scene where everybody just opens up at the jungle? That's appx. my technique.

 

[BoberFett]

snoogans

Sadly, this is something with which I've experimented. It depends on the shape of the bowl, but generally I've found that just above the water line on the side (either side should be fine, it should work for southpaws too) causes the least noise and splash damage.

 

[reitz]

Fathom4, been there, done that.

(Must remember to always turn on the light).

 

[snoogans]

I'll have to try that, thanks