Bathroom Humor

[SilverTorch]

A guy from Harvard University goes tot he bathroom to take a piss. When he washes his hands he uses just a little bit of water and a small amount of paper towels. They ask him why he uses so little water and paper towel, he answers:

"At Harvard we are taught to conserve our planets recourses"

Next a guy from Oxford University goes to the bathroom. When he washes his hands he blasts the waters and uses handfuls of paper towels. He is asked about his manner of washing hands, he answers:

"At Oxford we are taught to use as much as needed"

Lastly a guy from Oakton Community College goes to the bathroom, and after taking a piss he walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands at all. When asked why he didn't wash his hands, he replies:

"At Oakton they teach ask not to piss on ourselves"

 

[Schadenfreude]

Ahh Oakton . . . I knew a girl that dropped out from ISU and went there . . ..

 

[Brutuskend]

The version I heard was a squid (Navy puke) and a Marine.

"In the Marines, they teach us NOT to piss on our hands!"

 

[paulney]

This joke is about as old as the one where Bill Gates compares Windows to GM cars.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
The version I heard was a squid (Navy puke) and a Marine.

"In the Marines, they teach us NOT to piss on our hands!"

I heard the Air Force NCO vs. Air Force officer version

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
The version I heard was a squid (Navy puke) and a Marine.

"In the Marines, they teach us NOT to piss on our hands!"

That's the one I like

 

[Cristatus]

never heard it before, and not funny for me because i don't know what ISU is

 

[jjones]

Heard a slightly different version of that one before but here's a :beer: anyway.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
The version I heard was a squid (Navy puke) and a Marine.

"In the Marines, they teach us NOT to piss on our hands!"

this is the only version of this joke that i know of. and i remember it so well because they use it in the first 5 minutes of 'the negotiator' with samuel l. jackson and kevin spacey.

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
The version I heard was a squid (Navy puke) and a Marine.

"In the Marines, they teach us NOT to piss on our hands!"

this is the only version of this joke that i know of. and i remember it so well because they use it in the first 5 minutes of 'the negotiator' with samuel l. jackson and kevin spacey.

i love that movie. :thumbsup:

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: vood0g

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
The version I heard was a squid (Navy puke) and a Marine.

"In the Marines, they teach us NOT to piss on our hands!"

this is the only version of this joke that i know of. and i remember it so well because they use it in the first 5 minutes of 'the negotiator' with samuel l. jackson and kevin spacey.

i love that movie. :thumbsup:

I didn't remember the joke, but I do remember it from the beginning of that movie. Good movie.

Me :heart: Sammy!

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
The version I heard was a squid (Navy puke) and a Marine.

"In the Marines, they teach us NOT to piss on our hands!"