Bateflix - The best thing since sliced bread.

[SSSnail]

Srsly. I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned here. Bateflix.com awaits! :awe:

 

[Soundmanred]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...rn-search-engine-nudity-movies_n_1415110.html

 

[BUTCH1]

Ok, it can direct you to Netflix movies with nudity but what 's the big deal? free hard core porn is like 3 clicks away in this day and age, why would anyone give a crap if some movies showed some T+A or not, it's almost irrelevant these days..

 

[disappoint]

Wow. I can't contain my exci..*yaaaawn*

 

[phucheneh]

Knocked Up called, it wants its plotline back.

 

[SSSnail]

Ok, it can direct you to Netflix movies with nudity but what 's the big deal? free hard core porn is like 3 clicks away in this day and age, why would anyone give a crap if some movies showed some T+A or not, it's almost irrelevant these days..

BECAUSE TITS ARE ALWAYS RELEVANT!

What a bunch of ungrateful bastages.

 

[phucheneh]

BECAUSE TITS ARE ALWAYS RELEVANT!

What a bunch of ungrateful bastages.

There's only so much time in the day to masturbate.




...you know, 24 hours. And you could easily fill that with real porn for a hundred years. Why do I care about watching some D-movie so I can see four seconds of some F-list actress's tits?

 

[BUTCH1]

BECAUSE TITS ARE ALWAYS RELEVANT!

What a bunch of ungrateful bastages.

Not to be ungrateful but I can populate my widescreen monitor with tits all day long if I wanted to besides, I'm not gonna sit and watch a crappie movie JUST because there's tit's shown, illogical..

 

[SagaLore]

at least its not baitflix




and don't tell me what you do with the sliced bread D:

 

[SearchMaster]

Knocked Up called, it wants its plotline back.

The funny thing is that while watching that movie, I told my wife "Uh, have they never heard of Mr Skin????"

 

[disappoint]

You know what would be great? Awesomeplotflix.com

 

[SagaLore]

You know what would be great? Awesomeplotflix.com

everything could fit on 1 page...

 

[disappoint]

everything could fit on 1 page...

Damn that would be sad, but at least you wouldn't waste too much time watching movies with crappy plots. Maybe.

 

[pontifex]

wtf? one of the 1s videos on the page:

http://www.bateflix.com/detail/?title_id=90060003601&availability=0&category=&sort=random

Synopsis: Set in 1950s Louisiana this coming-of-age drama follows a 14-year-old tomboy as she tries to cope with her budding sensuality and a rivalry with her older sister. Trouble begins to brew when the siblings both fall for their dreamy new neighbor.


some of these have to be fake:

http://www.bateflix.com/detail/?title_id=90070036289&availability=0&category=&sort=bateflix_rating


thread should be labeled NSFW (but if you can't tell by the title that it's nsfw, well....)

 

[shortylickens]

DONT POST A LINK MORON!

Use the fucking babe thread!