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Bat vs. Blowtorch, which would win?

Bats can avoid a blowtorch (most not a real blowtorch but a propane torch) as their echolocation could detect the signature of the fuel/air eduction. Not to mention the heat. Their defense? Fly the hell out of the way. Then the torch falls to the ground snapping the valve off below the pinhole orifice becoming a very large torch with thrust sufficient to drive it through that picture window over your front door, crashing into the eight point buck on the wall setting it ablaze.

Then there's a post about a house burning down.
 
Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Bats can avoid a blowtorch (most not a real blowtorch but a propane torch) as their echolocation could detect the signature of the fuel/air eduction. Not to mention the heat. Their defense? Fly the hell out of the way. Then the torch falls to the ground snapping the valve off below the pinhole orifice becoming a very large torch with thrust sufficient to drive it through that picture window over your front door, crashing into the eight point buck on the wall setting it ablaze.

Then there's a post about a house burning down.
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Baseball bat, not the flying rats.
 
Make sure you have a lethal weapon when you hold people up. If it's just a weapon, then there's always somebody whose stronger than you, and will beat you up.
 
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