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Kev

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I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
 
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid. I should take revenge on YOU for being ignorant enough to post this thread! :disgust: You live with SEVEN people AND their friends AND their GFs AND their GFs friends, family, pets, homeless people. WTF do you THINK is going to happen, dummy?

Be happy your wallet and car keys were not gone this morning. Grow up, move out and live the good life of having your own place.

I have no money after bills, but I live ALONE and don't have to worry about such nonsense.
 
ohhh hatred is evil...
cool off a little and ask yourself if you really wanna be that mean of a person

Its all part of living with people.
 
Originally posted by: FrogDog
Wait, what did they do...?
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they drank from it and watered it down. then it froze, which vodka doesnt do until like negative 100 degrees or something
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid. I should take revenge on YOU for being ignorant enough to post this thread! :disgust: You live with SEVEN people AND their friends AND their GFs AND their GFs friends, family, pets, homeless people. WTF do you THINK is going to happen, dummy?

Be happy your wallet and car keys were not gone this morning. Grow up, move out and live the good life of having your own place.

I have no money after bills, but I live ALONE and don't have to worry about such nonsense.
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truer words have never been spoken.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid. I should take revenge on YOU for being ignorant enough to post this thread! :disgust: You live with SEVEN people AND their friends AND their GFs AND their GFs friends, family, pets, homeless people. WTF do you THINK is going to happen, dummy?

Be happy your wallet and car keys were not gone this morning. Grow up, move out and live the good life of having your own place.

I have no money after bills, but I live ALONE and don't have to worry about such nonsense.
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I left it there for 1 day after a hard night of drinking. Did I offend you or something, you seem pretty mad. Chill

ANd by the way, we all share the freezer and its understood that you only eat/drink your own stuff.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid.
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😕
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid. I should take revenge on YOU for being ignorant enough to post this thread! :disgust: You live with SEVEN people AND their friends AND their GFs AND their GFs friends, family, pets, homeless people. WTF do you THINK is going to happen, dummy?

Be happy your wallet and car keys were not gone this morning. Grow up, move out and live the good life of having your own place.

I have no money after bills, but I live ALONE and don't have to worry about such nonsense.
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Yeah! Screw people! Who needs friends? Sons-a-bitches! 😀 j/k MichaelD
 
Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid.
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😕
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People who consider themselves better than others (and of course if they're also at least 2 or 3 years older) call people 'kids'.

edit - oh you were commenting on the typo. My comment is still true though. 😉
 
Originally posted by: FrogDog
Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid.
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😕
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People who consider themselves better than others (and of course if they're also at least 2 or 3 years older) call people 'kids'.

edit - oh you were commenting on the typo. My comment is still true though. 😉
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kids who aren't mature enough to realize they aren't the center of the universe resent being called kids. So what else is new?
 
Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid.
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😕
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yeah, i couldnt get past that part of the dressing-down myself.
 
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid. I should take revenge on YOU for being ignorant enough to post this thread! :disgust: You live with SEVEN people AND their friends AND their GFs AND their GFs friends, family, pets, homeless people. WTF do you THINK is going to happen, dummy?

Be happy your wallet and car keys were not gone this morning. Grow up, move out and live the good life of having your own place.

I have no money after bills, but I live ALONE and don't have to worry about such nonsense.
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I left it there for 1 day after a hard night of drinking. Did I offend you or something, you seem pretty mad. Chill

ANd by the way, we all share the freezer and its understood that you only eat/drink your own stuff.
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Waaaaaaahahahahahah!! You believe that shiit? (see bolded text. last line, above...) You truly have no concept of Teh Force at all. :roll: Roommates will eat you out of house, home, underwear, wallet and car, gas, oil and tools...all over one single weekend. People suck, dude. The sooner you learn that, the sooner you will be on the road to a happy, INDEPENDENT life.

ps
You did not offend me. I'm trying to help you. BTW, I'm slightly older than "3 years older than you." Just a little...but that is not the point. The point is that you are now learning one of Life's Finer Lessons. it IS a lesson. "Joe" or "Tom" or "Suzy" do not suck b/c they drank your booze. Your "ROOMMATES" suck b/c they fvcked you over. Again, be happy you still have a wallet and/or a car.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Kev
I live in a house with 7 people. I was foolish enough last night to leave a half empty bottle of vodka in the house freezer.

Tonight I feel bored so I go to get it, and it's frozen at the level I left it at. I use to pull this stupidass trick on my parents when I was young, you'd think grown people wouldn't be as idiotic as to water it down. Unfvckingbelievable.

Now I put it to you, what should I do for revenge? I'm thinking maybe throw out every god damn thing in the fridge in the garbage. I'd like something a bit more creative though
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YASCC. Yet Another Stupid College Kid. I should take revenge on YOU for being ignorant enough to post this thread! :disgust: You live with SEVEN people AND their friends AND their GFs AND their GFs friends, family, pets, homeless people. WTF do you THINK is going to happen, dummy?

Be happy your wallet and car keys were not gone this morning. Grow up, move out and live the good life of having your own place.

I have no money after bills, but I live ALONE and don't have to worry about such nonsense.
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I left it there for 1 day after a hard night of drinking. Did I offend you or something, you seem pretty mad. Chill

ANd by the way, we all share the freezer and its understood that you only eat/drink your own stuff.
Click to expand...


Waaaaaaahahahahahah!! You believe that shiit? (see bolded text. last line, above...) You truly have no concept of Teh Force at all. :roll: Roommates will eat you out of house, home, underwear, wallet and car, gas, oil and tools...all over one single weekend. People suck, dude. The sooner you learn that, the sooner you will be on the road to a happy, INDEPENDENT life.
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Poor man's been ravaged by life.... tis no man no more.
 
Well it's Vodka, so it already has bite. I recommend lacing it with a clear laxative. Or add in two drops of Ipecac, (to a whole bottle of Vodka) which will make them vomit until their stomach is empty. Unfortunately the latter can be a little dangerous, particularly if they're dehydrated. (As alcohol is known to make people)

Eyedrops work for the laxative route as well. The choice of undertipped casino drink girls everywhere.
 
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