bash.org: IT'S GONE! *UPDATE, UP AGAIN, YAHOOOOOO*

[ndee]

http://www.bash.org

what up with that?

 

hrm.

 

[ndee]

helloooooooooooo, it's gone peeps!

 

[iwearnosox]

It's dead, Jim.

What was it?

 

[OulOat]

meh

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

That's the third time that's happened, afaik. Wait a couple days/weeks.

 

[Apathetic]

The link now gives the following message:

Our hosting provider is having major problems. We are working on relocating the QDB, stay tuned.


Dave

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Apathetic
The link now gives the following message:

Our hosting provider is having major problems. We are working on relocating the QDB, stay tuned.


Dave

Woah... I just came to this thread to post this. I guess I'm not the only one trying to keep up with the site.

 

[GigaCluster]

No problem, they moved here.

 

[oniq]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
No problem, they moved here.

Don't fvck around, bash.org was great.

 

[GigaCluster]

My message in no way implied that bash.org was anything but great... I just thought it would be punny.

 

[oniq]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
My message in no way implied that bash.org was anything but great... I just thought it would be punny.

I was joking around too

 

[Mallow]

sounds like server problems? Denial of Service Attack?

 

[RyanM]

Talked to my buddy Who tonite. Old clanmate that was involved with the creation of Bash. Here's the chat.

[22:54] anonymouswaffles: What's the deelio?
[23:28] Who: my man boobs hurt
[23:28] anonymouswaffles: You've got lovely ones, that's for sure. What's kicking, owl-man?
[23:29] Who: just picking my fro
[23:29] anonymouswaffles: haha
[23:29] anonymouswaffles: Hey, question - I hear bash.org is down. I figured you might know what's going on with it.
[23:30] Who: hosting company broke contract with their upstream provider
[23:30] Who: it'll be worked out soon
[23:30] anonymouswaffles: Ouch. Any ETA?
[23:30] Who: nope
[23:30] anonymouswaffles: ah. Alright, thanks man.
[23:31] Who: prolly a few days or something
[23:31] anonymouswaffles: I'll let you get back to tending to that monster 'do. ;-)
[23:31] Who: fo sheezy
[23:31] anonymouswaffles: peace

 

[Shockwave]

As The Internet Packets Route, So The World Turns.

Bummer its down, I liked that site.

 

[SSP]

Hope it doesnt take as long as the last time they were down.

Cheer up. For now, enjoy the top 50, thanks to Google cache.



<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances \-<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to st@b people in the face over the internet

 

[RyanM]

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: MachFive
Talked to my buddy Who tonite. Old clanmate that was involved with the creation of Bash. Here's the chat.

[22:54] anonymouswaffles: What's the deelio?
[23:28] Who: my man boobs hurt
[23:28] anonymouswaffles: You've got lovely ones, that's for sure. What's kicking, owl-man?
[23:29] Who: just picking my fro
[23:29] anonymouswaffles: haha
[23:29] anonymouswaffles: Hey, question - I hear bash.org is down. I figured you might know what's going on with it.
[23:30] Who: hosting company broke contract with their upstream provider
[23:30] Who: it'll be worked out soon
[23:30] anonymouswaffles: Ouch. Any ETA?
[23:30] Who: nope
[23:30] anonymouswaffles: ah. Alright, thanks man.
[23:31] Who: prolly a few days or something
[23:31] anonymouswaffles: I'll let you get back to tending to that monster 'do. ;-)
[23:31] Who: fo sheezy
[23:31] anonymouswaffles: peace

old clanmate...as in 'clan' clan? :Q

 

[RyanM]

As in a gaming clan.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: MachFive
Talked to my buddy Who tonite. Old clanmate that was involved with the creation of Bash. Here's the chat.

[22:54] anonymouswaffles: What's the deelio?
[23:28] Who: my man boobs hurt
[23:28] anonymouswaffles: You've got lovely ones, that's for sure. What's kicking, owl-man?
[23:29] Who: just picking my fro
[23:29] anonymouswaffles: haha
[23:29] anonymouswaffles: Hey, question - I hear bash.org is down. I figured you might know what's going on with it.
[23:30] Who: hosting company broke contract with their upstream provider
[23:30] Who: it'll be worked out soon
[23:30] anonymouswaffles: Ouch. Any ETA?
[23:30] Who: nope
[23:30] anonymouswaffles: ah. Alright, thanks man.
[23:31] Who: prolly a few days or something
[23:31] anonymouswaffles: I'll let you get back to tending to that monster 'do. ;-)
[23:31] Who: fo sheezy
[23:31] anonymouswaffles: peace

<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fvck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: MachFive
Talked to my buddy Who tonite. Old clanmate that was involved with the creation of Bash. Here's the chat.

[22:54] anonymouswaffles: What's the deelio?
[23:28] Who: my man boobs hurt
[23:28] anonymouswaffles: You've got lovely ones, that's for sure. What's kicking, owl-man?
[23:29] Who: just picking my fro
[23:29] anonymouswaffles: haha
[23:29] anonymouswaffles: Hey, question - I hear bash.org is down. I figured you might know what's going on with it.
[23:30] Who: hosting company broke contract with their upstream provider
[23:30] Who: it'll be worked out soon
[23:30] anonymouswaffles: Ouch. Any ETA?
[23:30] Who: nope
[23:30] anonymouswaffles: ah. Alright, thanks man.
[23:31] Who: prolly a few days or something
[23:31] anonymouswaffles: I'll let you get back to tending to that monster 'do. ;-)
[23:31] Who: fo sheezy
[23:31] anonymouswaffles: peace

<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fvck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

Yeah, the irony isn't lost on me.

 

[RyanM]

Who, also known as Maff on Bash.org, has some damn fine greatest hits. Let's roll the clip.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(maff) AMERICA'S ARMY
(maff) defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system
<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fvcked in the ass?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin'
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yeah, Who was one of the funnier guys in the clan.

 

[Howard]

QDB Admin
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#4281 +(3278)- [X]
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances \-<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to st@b people in the face over the internet
#5273 +(3232)- [X]
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
#5300 +(2634)- [X]
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
#23396 +(2283)- [X]
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE fvck UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
#4753 +(1949)- [X]
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
#4848 +(1792)- [X]
<ohm> damn
<ohm> fvck
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> fvck
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> fvck
#5775 +(1733)- [X]
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
  being an asshole -          
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
#21516 +(1732)- [X]
<turno> I want to fvck Michelle's brains out with my huge fvcking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fvcking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fvcking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fvcking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fvcking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fvcking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
#6441 +(1720)- [X]
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
#369 +(1566)- [X]
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country
#1578 +(1467)- [X]
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
#15641 +(1458)- [X]
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
#4278 +(1436)- [X]
<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard
#9501 +(1414)- [X]
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
#9322 +(1392)- [X]
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> |    .
<Ouroboros> .    |
<tag> |  .
<Ouroboros>    . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros>      | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
#25464 +(1383)- [X]
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
#24 +(1361)- [X]
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
#6460 +(1354)- [X]
<studdud> what the fvck is wtf
#5301 +(1334)- [X]
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
#12431 +(1291)- [X]
<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fvckin devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
#23601 +(1249)- [X]
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
#8102 +(1238)- [X]
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fvck you i didn't touch the motherfvcking cookie, bitch)
#5598 +(1207)- [X]
<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
#13213 +(1183)- [X]
<Spazz> Seems like when I say "fvck" you get an EOF error 
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Bartolimis> fvck
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Bartolimis> fvck
<Spazz> fvck
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Spazz> fvck
<Bartolimis> stop
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Bartolimis> we're done >
<Ranto> hmh?
<Spazz> Your client got an error...
<Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fvck
<Spazz> everytime we said f***
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Spazz> Quit saying fukc
<Bartolimis> my bad
<Spazz> fvck*
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Icc> Someone says fvck and he drops ?
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
#409 +(1178)- [X]
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
#3936 +(1117)- [X]
<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
#8814 +(1106)- [X]
<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.  There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.  Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
#2605 +(1079)- [X]
* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh sh!t.
#6824 +(1019)- [X]
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
#4680 +(1006)- [X]
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
#10958 +(991)- [X]
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
#10842 +(991)- [X]
<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those?
#14492 +(978)- [X]
<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small.
<PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability"
<jtstocker> ha ya
<jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fvcking car
<jtstocker> asshole
#10372 +(973)- [X]
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell  tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
#1730 +(971)- [X]
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
#2635 +(950)- [X]
<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fvck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.
#5523 +(923)- [X]
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
#3630 +(916)- [X]
<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore:  yeah, that's a bad ass song
#7936 +(905)- [X]
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
#14207 +(905)- [X]
<h|tler> HOW THE fvck CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
#1069 +(883)- [X]
<orion`-`-> what the fvck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb
#5426 +(882)- [X]
<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid.
<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
<Longi> err?
<Longi> THING
<Longi> someTHING!
#1964 +(868)- [X]
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fvck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
#4780 +(864)- [X]
<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization
#3935 +(856)- [X]
*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable
#5259 +(852)- [X]
<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
#993 +(850)- [X]
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriestownload sh!t into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-sh!t-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
#4488 +(829)- [X]
<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.
#6562 +(829)- [X]
<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
#1963 +(826)- [X]
::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190)
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ...
::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving



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[UglyCasanova]

What was bash.org?

 

[psianime]

Originally posted by: dparker
What was bash.org?