Baseball players should eat peanuts instead of chewing bubble gum or tobacco.

KLin

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Major league baseball players don't chew tobacco during games anymore.
 

Howard

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But, peanuts are great! And they have all that Gatorade to wash down the saltiness.

Mmm, mmm, peanuts!
 

imported_Strang

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Originally posted by: Howard
But, peanuts are great! And they have all that Gatorade to wash down the saltiness.

Mmm, mmm, peanuts!

Logistically, sunflower seeds would be more accomodating to the on-the-go lifestyle of a major leaguer. Peanuts are too big.
 

BigFatCow

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: KLin
Major league baseball players don't chew tobacco during games anymore.
Did they outlaw it? I wasn't aware...

i dont think its outlwaed but most of them just chew gum now because of how bad tobacco is for them.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: Strang
Originally posted by: Howard
But, peanuts are great! And they have all that Gatorade to wash down the saltiness.

Mmm, mmm, peanuts!

Logistically, sunflower seeds would be more accomodating to the on-the-go lifestyle of a major leaguer. Peanuts are too big.
Is that a peanut in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

:Q
 

Frew

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Strang
Originally posted by: Howard
But, peanuts are great! And they have all that Gatorade to wash down the saltiness.

Mmm, mmm, peanuts!

Logistically, sunflower seeds would be more accomodating to the on-the-go lifestyle of a major leaguer. Peanuts are too big.
Is that a peanut in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

:Q

Its actually a walrus tusk.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: LeadFrog
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Strang
Originally posted by: Howard
But, peanuts are great! And they have all that Gatorade to wash down the saltiness.

Mmm, mmm, peanuts!

Logistically, sunflower seeds would be more accomodating to the on-the-go lifestyle of a major leaguer. Peanuts are too big.
Is that a peanut in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

:Q

Its actually a walrus tusk.
Did you know the walrus penis actually has a bone in it?
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Peanuts are way too fatty and filling...They'd start snacking and get full off of em eventually...
As if baseball players care about their weight. ;)
 

imported_Strang

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Peanuts are way too fatty and filling...They'd start snacking and get full off of em eventually...
As if baseball players care about their weight. ;)


So *that's* what happened to Mo Vaughn. I wonder if the Mets can sue Planters.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: Strang
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Peanuts are way too fatty and filling...They'd start snacking and get full off of em eventually...
As if baseball players care about their weight. ;)


So *that's* what happened to Mo Vaughn. I wonder if the Mets can sue Planters.
No, Mr. Peanut, no! :Q
 

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