Baseball Nut Shot

[jbkane26]

NUTS

 

[imported_bum]

ow, even if he had a cup

 

[Nohr]

Literally owned in the pants!

 

[Zorba]

Thank god for cups. Still hurts like a b!tch if you get hit, but in a very different way.

 

[ThePresence]

He'll feel that in the morning.

 

[Nik]

Hahaha oh man what an unlucky shot, but funny as hell :laugh:

 

[drum]

he got some good wood on that pitch... to use some baseball bantor

 

[Sqube]

Wow. That's, umm... a fortuitous combination of circumstances.

 

[bersl2]

Wearing a cup has saved my equipment multiple times, in multiple sports.

 

[chuckywang]

Damn....LOL. Hope he can still have children.

 

[reverend boltron]

When I was training for MMA a while back, I was going against one of the guys in my class from Bulgaria, so anyway, this guy was a little loopy for the most part. Kind of like one of those rats that continue to press the buzzer that gives them a shock because of their addiction. Only replace the addiction with being remedial. So anyway, we were fighting and I got a takedown on him, and as I was falling into position my knee went down right infront of his cup. I could feel the cup against my knee after I had made contact with the ground. So he starts freaking out, and rolling around and stuff. And we all thought he was being goofy but I got up and he's still rolling around for a while. So we ask him what's wrong.

Him: Man, you got me!
Me: Oh, wow, I'm sorry man, I totally thought I missed it, I couldn't feel your cup until after my knee hit the ground.
Him: No, you missed my cup, but you got my balls.
Everyone else: Wait... what?
Him: You missed my cup and hit my balls.
Us: How does that work?
Him: What do you mean?
Us: Dude, your balls are inside your cup, if I missed the cup, then I didn't hit your balls.
Him: No.. you put your pen fifteen (for lack of a better word) inside your cup, your balls go outside of it. That way you don't get it hurt.
Us: .......
Him: .....
Us: Oh my goodness..

We then proceeded to tell him that you're supposed to put all of your junk inside your cup, and that it shouldn't have what looks like elephant ears.

That was a funny time man. Crazy Bulgarians.

 

[thegimp03]

OW.

 

[Powermoloch]

Boing