Originally posted by: Freejack2
Maybe he wants to get
these off the streets...
Lemming Manufacturing Group (LMG)
1313 Cliff Hanger Way
Trendy Trail, TN 0U812
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Dear Mr./Ms. [insert name here],
On behalf of LMG, I want to thank you for your bold decision
to purchase a Pilgrimage. Your move will certainly inspire
others to follow your lead to discover worlds and oceans unknown.
Congratulate yourself on being a true "Pilgrim".
Mr./Ms. [insert name here], Isn't it comforting to know
you can drive a vehicle while stone drunk, with no seatbelt,
and high on crack without endangering YOUR self or YOUR family?
Soon everyone else will realize what a comfort this is and all
humanity will own SUVs.
Unfortunately, due to overwhelming demand, your order cannot
be filled until sometime in the next millenium. As a result,
we cannot make contracts for new orders at this point. We
appreciate your patience.
As a reward for showing your interest in LMG, we're giving
you an exclusive look at our next model, the Lincoln Mortifier.
Thank you for visiting LMG and we hope to procure your business
in the near future.
As CEO, President, Operations Manager, Chief Riveter, and Lug
Nut Distribution Manager,
Jay Karolyi