Balls across the nose, OHHHH!!

[Bumrush99]

Pulled out some old CD's of Andrew Dice Clay last night man was he funny back in the day. Yes he was crude, rude and obnoxious, but at least he wasn't politically correct in toady?s coma inducing, Oprah loving world... Plus his nursery rhymes were quite humorous

 

[Jack Ryan]

I'm with you there, I liked dice's stand up.

HOUR BACK, GET IT?

 

[Modeps]

Little boy blew, he needed the money.

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front

... but she didn't wear that one very often

 

[GasX]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That freakin Whore.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That freakin Whore.

Is there a link to these?

 

[Bumrush99]

Three blind mice. Watch em run. Where the f*ck are the going?????

 

[GasX]

I'm over HERE now!

 

[Fritzo]

Yes, you are. Most obnoxious person on earth.


Wasn't there a clip of him storming off of CNN with a stream of F bombs because they asked him a question that he didn't like?

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That freakin Whore.

Is there a link to these?

Here's a bunch.

http://www.rotten.com/library/...omic/andrew-dice-clay/

 

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Yes, you are. Most obnoxious person on earth.


Wasn't there a clip of him storming off of CNN with a stream of F bombs because they asked him a question that he didn't like?

Wait wait... Dropped F-bombs on CNN?? I think I like him MORE now

 

[GasX]

Hickory Dickory Dock
This girl was sucking my c**k
The clock struck two
I shot my goo
and dropped her off at the next block

OOOOHHHHHHHH!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Hickory Dickory Dock
This girl was sucking my c**k
The clock struck two
I shot my goo
and dropped her off at the next block

OOOOHHHHHHHH!

Whhaaahahaha...woooohohohoho....heheheheh....he, errr.....that's not funny.

Here's the CNN clip BTW....classy.

 

[Mathlete]

My favorite was when he was doing a show once and he was interrupted


DORK FROM AUDIENCE: Do some rhymes
DICE: Fvck you!
DORK: Do the rhymes.
DICE: Whenever I do new sh!t someone always yells out "Do some rhymes". If I do the rhymes people say "Why doesn't he do any new sh!t" You want a rhyme, here you go. I fvcked your mother in the a$$ and she had you.


The guy got pwn3d.

 

[PatrickBateman]

He was real funny back in the day circa 1989-90. Used to love it.

It's better to burn than to fade away



Dice: (to his girlfriend) "I love you"
GF: REALLY?!.....Do you love me because you neeeed me?...or do you love me bec...
Dice: STFU!

 

[Electric Amish]

Two words.....


FORD FAIRLANE!!

 

[jemcam]

Old mother hubbard....
She had so many kids her uterus fell out... Ohhhhhhhhhh!

Little boy blue, he needed the money........... Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

Yes, I miss him too, and the CNN clip was the greatest!

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
Pulled out some old CD's of Andrew Dice Clay last night man was he funny back in the day. Yes he was crude, rude and obnoxious, but at least he wasn't politically correct in toady?s coma inducing, Oprah loving world... Plus his nursery rhymes were quite humorous

He was funny. You have to see The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. :thumbsup: