Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever, Amazingly bad. ONE of, IF not the WORST movie ever.

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It's amazing how bad this film is. you would think that with Banderas (mb not the best actor but i'm sure he makes some pretty good money) and Lucy Liu they would come up with something just a bit better than this.

Doesn't even rank as B - rated. It's bad B-rated at best.
 

TheBoyBlunder

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It's #83 on the worst 100 movies of all time list on IMDB. Not exactly a surprise it's pretty awful.
 

Kelvrick

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You know its bad when from all the critics and ranks out there, they can't find one good thing to put on the box.
 

Wuffsunie

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Originally posted by: bolido2000
You should have done a search on atot before watching that crap
Dude, if you're going to repost, don't repost crap!

Otherwise the repost Nazis will hang you and THEN disembowel you. And then burn your corpse just to make sure. :evil::beer:

I have to agree, though, it was a putrid movie. I bet the writers went on to rewarding careers making scripts for pornos that aren't to be too cerebral.

-- Jack
 

flxnimprtmscl

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I caught part of it on HBO (I think it was) last weekend. I'm in the process of filing suit for the minutes of my life that were wasted. I'll let you know how it turns out.
 

PlatinumGold

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Originally posted by: bolido2000
You should have done a search on atot before watching that crap

ya but every once in a while theres that movie everyone else says is so bad that you enjoy.

This apparently isn't one of them.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
It's amazing how bad this film is. you would think that with Banderas (mb not the best actor but i'm sure he makes some pretty good money) and Lucy Liu they would come up with something just a bit better than this.

Doesn't even rank as B - rated. It's bad B-rated at best.

no sh!t

You'd think the commercial would've been explanatory enough for most of us, but NO OH NO there is always the asshat who has to stick his penis in the wall outlet to see what happens.
 

PlatinumGold

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
It's amazing how bad this film is. you would think that with Banderas (mb not the best actor but i'm sure he makes some pretty good money) and Lucy Liu they would come up with something just a bit better than this.

Doesn't even rank as B - rated. It's bad B-rated at best.

no sh!t

You'd think the commercial would've been explanatory enough for most of us, but NO OH NO there is always the asshat who has to stick his penis in the wall outlet to see what happens.

mb YOU can get your penis in a wall socket. some of us are a bit better endowed. Or should i say MOST of us. . .
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
It's amazing how bad this film is. you would think that with Banderas (mb not the best actor but i'm sure he makes some pretty good money) and Lucy Liu they would come up with something just a bit better than this.

Doesn't even rank as B - rated. It's bad B-rated at best.

no sh!t

You'd think the commercial would've been explanatory enough for most of us, but NO OH NO there is always the asshat who has to stick his penis in the wall outlet to see what happens.

mb YOU can get your penis in a wall socket. some of us are a bit better endowed. Or should i say MOST of us. . .

ALmost a nice comback except your stats are wrong.....

Here i am at a young age..i'm the one in the middle
 

Staples

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It got a zero percent rating on the tomato meter and my brother still dragged me off to see it. What a waste of money.
 

PlatinumGold

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
It's amazing how bad this film is. you would think that with Banderas (mb not the best actor but i'm sure he makes some pretty good money) and Lucy Liu they would come up with something just a bit better than this.

Doesn't even rank as B - rated. It's bad B-rated at best.

no sh!t

You'd think the commercial would've been explanatory enough for most of us, but NO OH NO there is always the asshat who has to stick his penis in the wall outlet to see what happens.

mb YOU can get your penis in a wall socket. some of us are a bit better endowed. Or should i say MOST of us. . .

ALmost a nice comback except your stats are wrong.....

Here i am at a young age..i'm the one in the middle

Damn your an ugly MOFO aren't you.

 

DaveSimmons

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Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
ya but every once in a while theres that movie everyone else says is so bad that you enjoy.

This apparently isn't one of them.
I like action movies, and I like some stupid movies, but I can't say one nice thing about this truly truly stupid action movie. Worse than anything I've seen by Van Damme or Dolph Lundgren. Worse than most any random episode of "The A-Team." Almost worse than a Lorenzo Llama movie.

Presumably to let 12-year-olds into the theater so they can be bored to tears, Banderas and Liu set off endless explosions and fire hundreds of rounds of ammo without killing anyone. Apparently the writers had watched enough A-Team to think it was really neat to fight the bad guys by shooting over their heads.

I just hope that none of these people besides Banderas are involved in the Desperado sequel.

 

PlatinumGold

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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
ya but every once in a while theres that movie everyone else says is so bad that you enjoy.

This apparently isn't one of them.
I like action movies, and I like some stupid movies, but I can't say one nice thing about this truly truly stupid action movie. Worse than anything I've seen by Van Damme or Dolph Lundgren. Worse than most any random episode of "The A-Team." Almost worse than a Lorenzo Llama movie.

Presumably to let 12-year-olds into the theater so they can be bored to tears, Banderas and Liu set off endless explosions and fire hundreds of rounds of ammo without killing anyone. Apparently the writers had watched enough A-Team to think it was really neat to fight the bad guys by shooting over their heads.

I just hope that none of these people besides Banderas are involved in the Desperado sequel.

it's banderas that fooled me into watching this stupid flick. you have to admit, he's done some pretty good films. obviously this isn't one of them.
 

ThaGrandCow

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Only movie EVER that I couldn't finish.

And I even finished Robot Jox :Q <---------------now that's movie dedication
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
It's amazing how bad this film is. you would think that with Banderas (mb not the best actor but i'm sure he makes some pretty good money) and Lucy Liu they would come up with something just a bit better than this.

Doesn't even rank as B - rated. It's bad B-rated at best.

no sh!t

You'd think the commercial would've been explanatory enough for most of us, but NO OH NO there is always the asshat who has to stick his penis in the wall outlet to see what happens.

mb YOU can get your penis in a wall socket. some of us are a bit better endowed. Or should i say MOST of us. . .

ALmost a nice comback except your stats are wrong.....

Here i am at a young age..i'm the one in the middle

Damn your an ugly MOFO aren't you.

yeah, but for some reason the ladies don't seem to mind:cool: